madi taylor

get ordained!! marry your mother!! and hope your stepdad doesn’t tell you he doesn’t have vows as the ceremony starts!!

I don’t want a hot girl summer. i want a financially stable, low inflammation, emotionally regulated summer with good iced coffee and minimal inconvenience.

gg’s from @TheoVon 🤣

🚨 BREAKING: The Senate has CONFIRMED Sen. Markwayne Mullin to be the NEW Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security Final vote: 54-45 Huge congratulations to @MarkwayneMullin 🔥

AMERICA WINS GOLD!!! 🥇🇺🇸

Time to hit the ground running 🫡 Welcome to Chiefs Kingdom, Coach Murray!

BREAKING: The Trump Administration announces the 2025-2030 Dietary Guidelines for Americans, putting REAL FOOD back at the center of health. 🇺🇸 REALFOOD.GOV

WE'RE IN 📍

The opening of Shrek (2001) tells you instantly this isn’t a normal fairy tale. Storybook charm for five seconds, then Smash Mouth kicks in and the swamp montage blows the doors off the genre. One of the great “oh okay, this is what we’re doing” openings.

Since you're still confused, maybe your friends can explain it to you:

The tradition continues. @bakermayfield 🤫

Extraordinary. This is what I voted for!

🚨🇺🇸 #WATCH — Justin Thomas & Bryson DeChambeau make the walk 🚶🏻 through the tunnel with an American flagged draped over their backs to open The Ryder Cup @BrysonLegion| @@JTLegion_

If you watch anything from today's Charlie Kirk memorial service, let it be these words from @MrsErikaKirk. This is the Gospel in real life. Just... wow.

America is with you @MrsErikaKirk. ❤️🇺🇸

Mrs. Erika Kirk Addresses The Nation After Her Husband’s Assassination @TPUSA @MrsErikaKirk

It’s all about Jesus.

John Mateer

The St. Louis Cardinals are calling up Jimmy Crooks to the majors.

THE moment 🥹 @EliWillits x @OU_Baseball

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN OKC HISTORY, THE THUNDER ARE NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆