⌗ THE ⏜ 𝓵ord
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⌗ THE ⏜ 𝓵ord
@teleniums
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to sum it up : - i'd throw a shoe at rupert - i'd [ REDACTED ] tony - declan is the only one safe here .

except i am.

ah .. interesting offer, but no thank you.

I could say the same for myself of course, except skinny. There's still a rower under these billowing poets shirts! I could lift you up without breaking a sweat.

why exactly ﹖ so you can offer me money, ﹠ little else of genuine interest in return ﹖

What a fabulous way to describe yourself.

i hate to disappoint you, but paternity tests fall somewhat outside my particular area of expertise.

i'm no sherlock holmes but my detective skills still find it hard to believe the baby's mine.

do not involve me in this.



we won't have this conversation again .

i don't recall you caring about who gets hurt at all .


