(i get texts)

we need to start doing castrati again, but for guys who make beats.. just finally let them fully be in their own lane with a pure mind…

@booferslopper time moves along but swag is forever…

Saw a 40 or 50 year old Mexican cholo dressed exactly like this but he had a walker and was moving at 0.1mph

@JackNiewold lowkenuinely I’m tryna find out what the Tacoma Washington of Mexico is!!

Mexico Cheat Sheet: Mexico City = LA + NY combined Cancun = Miami Guadalajara = San Francisco Monterrey = Chicago Oaxaca = New Orleans Veracruz = Baltimore Puebla = Boston Queretaro = Raleigh/Duraham

@twinkletweetu drinks can’t be yummy, only solid foods can be called yummy

when you guys drink Diet Coke and say it’s yummy i know you’re lying

guy holding two milkshakes walking by with his girl “babe you think I could put these really carefully in yr purse??”

@rasputinboneym so true twin

Early solo Jonathan richman song: Partying Outside (in Allston) Late solo Jonathan richman song: I Would Set Myself On Fire If A Woman Was Cold Jonathan richman and the modern lovers song: Swim Swim Swim Little Fishy

youtu.be/miwzvkESBI8?si… James Brown was the original Flava Fav… (positive)

the only thing flopping at the box office this summer is my tiny sweaty hog!

drink so much lean they call me Drain the Wock Johnson!!

You would not believe your eyes If ten million Frankensteins Came back to life and they freaked you out

@bluewmist Mousetrap, but you know my ass didn’t even play the game,.. just letting that metal ball rip down the boobytrap over and over…

What's a game you were completely obsessed with as a kid that nobody else seems to remember?

@herekdeckman On god this combo fucks

Wife’s out of town. We all know what that means

@kkb_soundsystem I’m bumping this crap when I’m mad every time

what albums do you guys listen to when you're pissed off at everything and everyone

@DAMNih8myself @kkb_soundsystem real shit

@kkb_soundsystem Nothing better

@lolaarchive are you saying this as a punishment to your enemies or are you just describing something

hot toddy with no honey forever

Guys from olden times: honk honk *awooga* hey toots!! Guys nowadays: wow babe you are so complex, like bleu cheese apple pie But your body so simple

@latlonging @ChrisExpTheNews Broth understimator-ass take

@ChrisExpTheNews i refuse to pay more than 2$ for pho because that's the value of 10g of beef and some bean sprouts, so i never have it

It's like 200 calories and you'll be hungry in an hour tho

@RDKLInc This shit would heal tf out of a pokemon

I have finally found the most beautiful computer. New old stock from 1980. Never been turned on.

I didn’t even need anything from the grocery store, I just came to hear some Gin Blossoms.

@staygroundeadtv @Heelysworldwide rest in power Roger Adams I have always rocked with you

Roger Adams, founder of Heelys, has passed away at 71 🕊️

does Gen Z reject Flockapremacy?? sound off in the comments