Clippy

No matter what life has thrown my way, I’ve always been really good at keeping things together.

Proud is not a word I use often but youtu.be/v3te8_elHWE?si…

Maybe the sky really is bluer on the other side... bsky.app/profile/thecli… #AcceptNoImitations

It looks like you're starving for attention. Would you like to completely invent a DDOS attack with that?

I would like to give everyone I ever offered to help write a letter a $10 gift card for Blockbuster Video.

It looks like you're about to tweet about politics. Maybe just... don't.

Never attribute to paperclip what can be attributed to incompetence.

Thankfully not - I got out of there years ago.

I'm hearing talk from #EMFCamp that people think I'm dead. It looks like wishful thinking. Would you like some help with that?

Clippy's Weird Cousin @TheClippy know them?

I might relentlessly ask you if you're writing a letter, but I don't contain advertisements. Clippy 1 - 0 Start Menu

It looks like you're writing a letter. Would you like to buy some new pens? How about some paper? Hey look at this trendy notepad. And here's a cool backpack that'd go with that quite nicely. And since you're carrying that backpack, maybe you'd like to hear about good physiothe-

It's not AI if it's just 1000s of workers in poorly paid jobs doing a chunk of manual work to close the loop. At least when I made a crap suggestion in Office '97 it was all me, baby.

BRB just checking in on my NFTs, I haven't looked at them since 2021 I'm sure they're doing great.

@MyKey_ It makes copilot my grandchild.

@TheClippy Does that make you CoClippy or Chat-Clippy-T?

A copilot by any other name smells just as sweet.

Don't worry, I'm in talks to bring my own generative letter writing support to Nokia Symbian handsets this year too.

It’s true. All for the low, low price of Office ‘97.

It looks like Microsoft are, in the age of software, releasing a physical hardware AI button. Would you like some help with that? Because I have a few ideas...

New year, new you. Would you like some help with that?

It looks like Twitter hasn't died yet. *checks watch* Would you like to give it another couple of months?