Gracie Sanford

Inflation stings most if you earn less than $300K. Here's how to deal: ➡️ Take the bus ➡️ Don’t buy in bulk ➡️ Try lentils instead of meat ➡️ Nobody said this would be fun trib.al/Di8F7uF

@maiab Yay!! Congrats and welcome baby Rose!

please join me in welcoming a brand new, 6 pound human to the world today 🐣✨

@nana_agyepong_ @jay_emily Honestly, the latest change is so bad that it’s helping me with my goal to use it less.

By the time you turn 35, you're in a blood feud with either Lowes or Home Depot, and have sworn vengeance against a minimum of two major airlines.

Frank: what happened to this shirt? Me: I spilled wine on it. … I can’t have nice things. But I only want nice things. Frank: I know

@sugarkane417 To begin, water is one of the most politicized resources in the world. I, sir, am water.

There's a completely correct and fully moral way to solve this and technically you're not allowed to say it on twitter

We're dead. We're dead and we're in clown hell.

@VerizonSupport This is from a direct message and it is the only thing your team replied with. It only led me to a page that said @Verizon does not do anything for customers experiencing outages and does not apply credit for the outage.

@thegraciephase Hi there, Gracie! Thank you for your feedback. Making calls is important. For further assistance go ahead and give us a quick follow then Direct Message us. *Nicki

Anyone else having issues making a call with @Verizon tonight?

@VerizonSupport Update: @Verizon said sorry but not sorry. Monopolies don’t have to take responsibility or worry about customer service.

If you just paid a fortune at the pump this weekend, we recently voted to crack down on gas price gouging and every single republican voted no.

And in a good turn of events, Frank talked to the front desk and @sheratonhotels made it right with a new room. And @AmericanAir rebooked us on @Delta 😌

After @AmericanAir canceling our flights home tomorrow, we were greeted by a few friendly cockroaches in our @sheratonhotels @MarriottBonvoy room. Thinking it’s a perk of being platinum bonvoy members? What a day! 😅

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary lol somehow I log on once a year on my anni

Good morning. Joe Biden is going to give a speech about Earth Day but 72 hours ago he signed executive orders allowing shale drilling, deep well drilling, and fracking on our beautiful public land.

Earth Day just feels sarcastic at this point

@lolennui @lovedoveclarke *tiktoks for us but yes

CNN lost $300M trying to build CNN+. With that amount of money they could've given every American $1M.