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Today a man (an attorney) asked me if I’ve ever met an attorney before

@_angelarose Oh you mean my knee socks that are now bunched around my toes inside my boot that laces up to my neck!!!

i don't freak unless froken to

@_angelarose Bra strap falling down under 6 layers

@muppetspice Omg haha

Jeremy Allen White is much closer to Chet Hanks than he thinks he is

@Zombeh360 But you aren’t bald spiritually and that’s what matters 🫶

@thicksighs Mannnn, I didn’t even have to break your heart for the balding. 😂 Hit 26, and my hairline went “See ya!”

@muppetspice Read this as tuberculosis, either way hell yea sis

Haven’t had tb in 3 weeks it’s about time

@_angelarose 😂

@conor_oh 🙇‍♀️

@vntg_nepo_baby 2nd worst day of my life

coop getting rid of alpha omega salad and replacing it with a worse version fuck you

@_angelarose Oh my god every single DAY

@divasprklz The only reason I’d go back

@divasprklz @faggravated That last part 🥲🤌

:( now i’m sobbing. im glad that before she’d got sick we worked things out. she was always there for me, i just couldn’t see it at the time. she fought her own battles and still made time for me. hearing her voice… why did i ever take this for granted

I think we’ve reached diet c*ke meme fatigue

Liza Minnelli has outlived Charlie Kirk, the ultra-conservative media personality.

@conor_oh Ok buying one rn

I feel weird about manifesting but not when it comes to owning a cast iron juicer