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Massive system outage! Nothing to do in the ol' #cubicle but read a book. #woohoo

Span for A-baller makes me suspect the @Twins have already given up on '13. Hard 2 feel good about ginormous ticket payment I just made...

I do not approve of the trade of @thisisdspan . DO NOT APPROVE. MOST VEHEMENTLY. #dammit

You'd think a #fortune500 company could afford to HEAT THE F*ING OFFICE BUILDING. #cubicle #brrr #cranky

@gaultcommasarah It probably means he has a toddler at home!

Why is it that ppl who share their music with the rest of the bus are always playing the most wretched crap imaginable? #headphones4u

So true. RT @MnTwinkie: If I'm going to fantasize, it definitely isn't going to be about football.

Runner on 3rd, no outs, and the #Twins blow it. Ugh. #badbaseball #rallycapFAIL

More suburbanite silliness: "It's too bad they couldn't build this stadium somewhere with good bars, like Minnetonka." #justleavealready

Ignorant suburbanite at #Twins game: "All waitresses in Minneapolis are lesbians." #getoutofmycityNOW

At #Twins game, in front of ignorant suburban woman making loud, stupid generalizations about #Minneapolis. #getoutofmycity

@TwinsBatgirl @TwinsGoddess EWWWWW.

Why, when the Twins were able to build gorgeous Target Field for ~$400m to host 81 games a year, do the Vikings need a billion to host 8?

Slipped out of my cubicle at EvilCorp long enough to watch the #OccupyMN march go by. Power to the people! #OccupyWallSt

Just when you think Fox Sports can't sink any lower, they give AJ Pierzynski a commentator spot.

Seriously, 20 bucks. 30 if you can somehow puncture his inflated self-esteem in the process. #stfu

At the #Twins game. 20 bucks to the first person to securely gag the prattling, loudmouth jackanapes sitting behind me. #stfu

Breaking: No Twins game tomorrow because Carl Pavano murdered everyone.

Yep, them's my #Twins--snatching defeat from the jaws of victory once again!

Ditto. RT @TwinsBatgirl: Dear Cleveland, I hate you. I hate you, your racially offensive toons, and your ass-face. Sincerely, Batgirl