eloise

a leapfrog with no leap is just a frog

we all got that one friend who’s lowkey white

joining a nunnery so i can sit courtside

you can pants any member of your family. grandma is ON the table. let’s eat grandma

Tickle in 1

@shieldgrabx3 fear not

@tickledmonster1 im so mad i cant retweet this

at least the cookie and tickle monsters are active in the community

katy perry concerts remind me of mega churches on christmas eve

if i were snow white i wouldn’t touch that poison apple because it appears to be a Red Delicious

hickeys scare me because what if it kills me and i die

people on instagram be liking my stories as if i’m not a pervert. you have three days before you’re getting touched!!!

mouse and cheese

charging a vibrator with a portable charger

@shieldgrabx3 who is you 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@tickledmonster1 sorry eloise but i dont like you like that. think we're better just as friends.

when none of the lesbians want me so i settle for a boy with a small waist

@shieldgrabx3 tell em to bring out the whole ocean

@tickledmonster1 just trying to elevate everyday. 20 years old tryna make a change. lmk if you on the same wave, or if im going to leave you on the beach. #Blessed

saw everyone looking up at something in nyc and thought it could be 6/19 but it was just da #empire state building

i found my moo today

@shieldgrabx3 like who invited you

@tickledmonster1 maybe misspell/misunderstand significance of empire state building to make this funnier?; "da big empire where jesus died" or something. just a suggestion.

one thing about me is i’m gonna fall ill 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️