Julian Matthews

@poitevin Thank you. Your poems broke my brain today. I also note your name is an anagram of Pro Poet Divine.

Estaré aquí en media hora: youtube.com/watch?v=8ZFhbJ…

@tc_greenwood They have tendency to sound the same rejectionwiki.com/index.php?titl…

Thank you for your recent rejection. I’m sorry to say that I am at capacity and only have a place for acceptances moving forward. Good luck in placing your rejection elsewhere! Best wishes!

Something rotten in the state of Don's remarks news.yahoo.com/trump-danish-p…

True patriotism is not about blindly supporting a single Administration. True patriotism is about fighting for our country and its dignity. True patriotism means making sure people of our country and our Constitution are uplifted and protected.

Oscars without a host: hartless #julianspuns #Oscars2019

"Stick to cash. Plastic will kill ya" ~ Moby Dick #unlikelyquotes

"No calls please, only Whatsapp" ~ E.T. #unlikelyquotes

"Tread quietly but every now and then leave a footprint" ~ Sasquatch #unlikelyquotes

Comedy is about reading the room. A final lesson from Brody Stevens.

If we can be converted by religious symbols, don't drive down Jalan Gasing, PJ. You'll become a Muslim, a Buddhist, a Siam Buddhist, a Hindu, and a Christian (twice).

If Freddie Mercury were Ceylonese, would the song/movie be called Idiyappam Rhapsodhy? #bohemianrhapsody

Najib has declined a position in BN's shadow cabinet coz he does not rindu bayangan.

An Ikea source says they turned down BN's request for assembly service for its shadow cabinet: "We told them to 'duit yourself.' " #julianspuns

Both candidates for MP of Port Dickson were once behind bars. #pdmove malaysiakini.com/news/444734

Baling batu sembunyi jam tangan... po.st/XlZQZb via @staronline