Noble.

When I was a kid, my grandma would beg me to dance w her to the Temptations. You know how it is when you young and you just like “nahhhh”, all sour and shit. I’d do it v reluctantly. Tonight, at my uncles wedding, I requested Stay x Temptations, and asked her to dance. True joy.

People should start tailgating before movies. Firing up the grill in the AMC parking lot.

The head scratch after making a mistake amid so fucking funny

When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips.

You ever been to an event and you busted cause you just popped by but they taking photos and you’re like oh nooooooo!

CATHERINE O’HARA!!!!!! 😞

I miss my grandma so much

When I was a kid, my grandma would beg me to dance w her to the Temptations. You know how it is when you young and you just like “nahhhh”, all sour and shit. I’d do it v reluctantly. Tonight, at my uncles wedding, I requested Stay x Temptations, and asked her to dance. True joy.

My grandma always hooks it up with the BBQ.

My grandma loves a good clearance. She keeps telling me about this candle that was $20 but then marked down 70% but then she got a discount on top of that so she only paid $1.80. She's so excited about it, I love her so much.

My grandma talking about pullin up on some bitch that owe her $900

My grandma in response to me saying I don’t take baths: you know how you soak your dishes? You gotta soak that ass.

Sis to sis, you are welcome.

My recession indicator is that I have to use sour cream in my eggs instead of crème fraîche

16 years ago, the cast of 'Gossip Girl' exposed each other at Thanksgiving dinner while 'Whatcha Say' by Jason Derulo played.

Me tweeting my audience

@Allgirlsgo_Once It’s Joan Cusack for me

Top watches: Wishmaster Leprechaun 4 Stir of Echoes Slither

Smile 2 (2024) Happy fuckin Halloween y’all

As someone who didn’t grow up with any traditions, I think they are truly invaluable. The one tradition I’ve had and still practice today is watching horror films during October. I hope to keep doing this for as long as I’m able and to share with those of equal heart 🎃🎃🎃🎃

House on Haunted Hill (1999)

Sinister (2012)