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@marvelstadiumau Open the roof we’re dyin’ in here

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@volotea any information regarding flight to Florence tomorrow out of Catania? Seeing a lot of cancellations and departure locations being rerouted.. have not received any communication

Stranded @ Comiso airport after @volotea informed us flight from FLR to Catania will be diverted at boarding. Passengers left in 45 degree heat without any communication as to what’s happening. Unsafe and not good enough. #volotea #europeheatwave @Jacquifelgate

We used to “correct” kids who were left-handed - through violence, shame or “guidance” on how to be right handed. And so there seemed to be very few left handers. Then we stopped, & with no shaming there was a seemingly rapid rise. Then a plateau. This is a tweet about trans kids

Wordle 229 2/6 😎 🟩⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

If you didn’t send or receive a text trying to plan an October trip to Vegas today, are you even emo?

@squishymate Truly unthinkable

@funnturtle That’s an elite line up Jazzy

Am I hallucinating

me when i have a bad day: i think i deserve a little treat me when i have a good day: i think i deserve a little treat

credit card chip machines are like: - DO NOT remove your card - DO NOT - hey look at me - DO NOT remove your card - take out your card immediately or I’m burning this place to the ground

I didn’t care about climate change, until I thought about my daughter, who is a koala, and now I want to reduce carbon emissions.

@tamasys @guhou Honestly the goings on in that household 😂

@funnturtle @guhou I will have to extract him from the ducting system first.

How it started: How it’s going: I’m gonna write I have a novel during forgotten how quarantine to read

@theprojecttv hey team - wondering where I can access the video from tonights program where the goat spits in the lovely ladies face as they drive through a wildlife park? Cheers

This is too much

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