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i invented a hammer with a camera inside (she/her)

This is the primal sting. Men are conquerors by nature. Wired to extend their blood, name, and legacy. A son carries the empire forward. A daughter gets claimed and breeds for another man's bloodline. It's raw male instinct.

I mean if you don't have a family history or genetic predisposition, you are fully vaccinated against HPV, and you are not sexually active, you're probably not going to get cervical cancer. Don't know why everyone glosses over this part. It's extremely extremely extremely rare





Do they treat prostate cancer by shoving a giant spiky dildo up your ass? Everything in gynecological treatment is so fucking scary! You can really tell that they invented it to torture enslaved women!






I’m sorry but you people act so odd whenever women express mild discomfort at the thought of a torture device being shoved into our cervix



People who live in the Boston suburbs: “Boston is a disgusting and crime ridden shithole that no decent person would want to live in, and that’s why I live in North Andover” Also: “these new bike lanes are the worst thing to have ever happened to Boston! This is horrible!”







in a fit of blind rage i came home from work and spent a half hour making this this is what hell sounds like to me













