tyler prozinski

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tyler prozinski

tyler prozinski

@tylerprozinski

"fail to prepare and you can prepare to fail"

Katılım Temmuz 2011
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
Made them say my name 🤣🤣
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theCHIVE
theCHIVE@theCHIVE·
good thing they had those hay bales
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tyler prozinski@tylerprozinski·
Well I reckon it’s time I get Xmas shopping done. Always say Next year I’m not procrastinating it.. well, next year I’m not procrastinating it.
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tyler prozinski
tyler prozinski@tylerprozinski·
Justifying a subway footlong by telling yourself “I’ll save half for later” is complete bullshit. We all do it. And then, take just one more bite..
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tyler prozinski
tyler prozinski@tylerprozinski·
ALRIGHT FUCKERS, PROZ IS FINALLY BACK OPEN UNTIL 2AM STARTING TOMORROW DEC 22!. Let’s goooo 🍻🤘🏼🍻 thank you, ND!
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tyler prozinski
tyler prozinski@tylerprozinski·
Walk out of the house. Stare at car parallel parking. They stare back... bam. Kid runs rite into the pickup🤣followed by a clipboard covering the passengers face. Die laughing. Wave an give em a thumbs up that it’s fine. Hope you passed ur test lil dude !
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tyler prozinski@tylerprozinski·
Went to the rink and skated with the nieces this afternoon... apparently haven’t been getting as much cardio in as I thought I was🤣
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Hales🖤
Hales🖤@halsey_hales·
That being said, what is your favorite cookware for gas stoves?
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Hales🖤
Hales🖤@halsey_hales·
Now that I have a gas stove I don’t know how I ever cooked on electric stove. Game. Changer.
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tyler prozinski
tyler prozinski@tylerprozinski·
MGKs tickets to my downfall album is solid 🔥 vibin that punk twist
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tyler prozinski@tylerprozinski·
Montana, Florida, montana, Mexico, Nashville, Vegas, Napa valley. Over this summer, bring on the fall and winter trips 👌🏻🤘🏼
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tyler prozinski
tyler prozinski@tylerprozinski·
Taken too soon my friend..fly high jet🍻🙏🏻
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tyler prozinski@tylerprozinski·
Hit the gym an ate healthy all week... wake up to the remains of ripple chips and microwaved mashed potatoes this morning.. So that’s how that’s going.. Sunday funday at bobbers anyone🤷🏼‍♂️🍻
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tyler prozinski
tyler prozinski@tylerprozinski·
Send up a prayer for my gramps any of my prayer people out there..had a stroke and is getting rushed for surgery on a blood clot in the brain.. 🙏🏻appreciated
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tyler prozinski@tylerprozinski·
Mike Morris from the Roosters playing 6-10 down at Bobbers! Beautiful night for drinks by the lake🍻
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maybe: jordan
maybe: jordan@mamajorjor·
@tylerprozinski probably gets annoyed with how many naps i take when he’s trying to hang out 🤣
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