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@ughashlee

put the work in, plant a garden, try to stay afloat ∞

Katılım Şubat 2009
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Have you ever disliked a book so much that the only way you could move on with your life was to create a goodreads account and write a bad review
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This was my most cursed work trip to date between the giant van, $50 parking ticket, and lost phone charger… you will not catch me going back to Tallahassee by choice again
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just me and my Chrysler Pacifica against the world
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Why do rental car companies even allow you to choose a vehicle when you make a reservation if they’re just gonna give you whatever the fuck they want anyway
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I wish that I could eat at Hometown Buffet just one more time in my life
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@taylerjk And we ate there anyway
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@ughashlee Cannot stress the point enough that it was literally inside of a nursing home and I don’t think a single one of the reviews mentioned this
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I think a lot about the time we drove 35 min away for a breakfast place solely because it was super highly rated on Yelp, and it turned out to be inside a nursing home @taylerjk
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Blood sugar tests 4 times a day, 5 different medications, and twice daily blood pressure checks…. pls I’m literally just a girl 😭
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Hey boss, sorry I’m late – my son spilled an entire yogurt on himself in the car so I had to wash him in the children’s sink at daycare + fully change his clothes
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Adam and I accidentally bought eight Hayley Williams tickets for WPB if anyone would like one 👀👀👀
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A pregnancy announcement post on Mother’s Day?! Groundbreaking.
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What’s worse, gas being $4.39 or me being excited to find gas that’s only $4.39?
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@hew076 My hair is three distinct lengths now yeah
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@ughashlee Chris: “but I had a coupon”
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GreatClips should change their slogan to, “You went to GreatClips, what did you expect?”
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I always get so excited when my kid doesn’t finish his grilled cheese because it means I get to eat his grilled cheese
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Which switch turns on which light? How do I get to Publix? Fuck if I know
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The best part about moving is the relentless disorientation both in my home and my general neighborhood
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Btw the best way to get pregnant when you’ve been trying for 3+ years: 1) spend a small fortune updating your work wardrobe + period underwear 2) get rid of the last baby items you’ve been holding onto 3) make a lot of plans and rsvp to a lot of weddings 8-10 months in advance
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Started moving day off strong by packing my whole car, cats and child and all, then realizing my keys are in a purse I already brought to the other house
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@HeyBrittany33 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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