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Have you ever disliked a book so much that the only way you could move on with your life was to create a goodreads account and write a bad review

This was my most cursed work trip to date between the giant van, $50 parking ticket, and lost phone charger… you will not catch me going back to Tallahassee by choice again

just me and my Chrysler Pacifica against the world

Why do rental car companies even allow you to choose a vehicle when you make a reservation if they’re just gonna give you whatever the fuck they want anyway

I wish that I could eat at Hometown Buffet just one more time in my life

@taylerjk And we ate there anyway

@ughashlee Cannot stress the point enough that it was literally inside of a nursing home and I don’t think a single one of the reviews mentioned this

I think a lot about the time we drove 35 min away for a breakfast place solely because it was super highly rated on Yelp, and it turned out to be inside a nursing home @taylerjk

Blood sugar tests 4 times a day, 5 different medications, and twice daily blood pressure checks…. pls I’m literally just a girl 😭

Hey boss, sorry I’m late – my son spilled an entire yogurt on himself in the car so I had to wash him in the children’s sink at daycare + fully change his clothes

Adam and I accidentally bought eight Hayley Williams tickets for WPB if anyone would like one 👀👀👀

A pregnancy announcement post on Mother’s Day?! Groundbreaking.

What’s worse, gas being $4.39 or me being excited to find gas that’s only $4.39?

@hew076 My hair is three distinct lengths now yeah

@ughashlee Chris: “but I had a coupon”

GreatClips should change their slogan to, “You went to GreatClips, what did you expect?”

I always get so excited when my kid doesn’t finish his grilled cheese because it means I get to eat his grilled cheese

Which switch turns on which light? How do I get to Publix? Fuck if I know

The best part about moving is the relentless disorientation both in my home and my general neighborhood

Btw the best way to get pregnant when you’ve been trying for 3+ years: 1) spend a small fortune updating your work wardrobe + period underwear 2) get rid of the last baby items you’ve been holding onto 3) make a lot of plans and rsvp to a lot of weddings 8-10 months in advance

Started moving day off strong by packing my whole car, cats and child and all, then realizing my keys are in a purse I already brought to the other house

@HeyBrittany33 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️