Bryant

Once you’re through security at the airport you can steal as much as you want because legally speaking it’s no man’s land

@oshtheman factoid

Zach Bryan really like that

@ParryRominger @elonmusk Lolol I left that life behind 🫣

@elonmusk Lol @userbryant

Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended

@ParryRominger unfathomable

With +50000 odds, the blazer from the back of the closet was packed as my only outerwear. While camo, the long-time favorite, remains at home.

@JayB1lLz not the toes

catch me in the club crying about my nephews toes

@mmatyus the best practices industry after seeing this 📈📈📈📈

@HTMarples my culture is not your costume

I believe the Italians call it Al Desco 🤌🏼

@LindseyALeonard the only one who can fix our healthcare system

Just can't get past the way 'LIVE' is capitalized to grab your attention like they're selling tickets for a broadway show or something

Don’t you ever lie to me to protect my feelings.

@mmatyus Earthly delights was the candy Aslan was giving out in the lord of the rings

beginning of the week: omg 2/22/22! Life is magical 🥰 end of the week: *literal nuclear war*

@mmatyus cringe

@mmatyus It doesn’t cost me anything to hope, that’s why I hope you’re well

@scammy_devito wordle comes for everyone eventually

Wordle 248 3/6 🟩🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 sorry but I have to brag today

@grandpaclinton Amen

Some things are just untwitterable.

@scammy_devito It’s giving !!!!!!

Can we please retire starting every tweet with this phrase 😭

@ParryRominger God bless our troops

My sister in camo

the minutes that happen when you're waiting for block confirmations when transferring money between crypto wallets are longer than regular minutes

The White House would expect that wouldn't they