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@Africa_ftbl Always liked this guy from day 1

Ajayi made his Nigeria U20 debut on 4 June 2013, in a 1–1 draw against Belgium U21. But many of you don't know🫠🫠 Come to class😏 Firstly, congratulations to Sems, Semi Ajayi who just got promoted to the Premier League with Hull City at 32. Born in England. Raised Nigerian. The story of how he got here matters. 🧵 He was Born in Crayford to Nigerian parents and started his career at Charlton Athletic — never played a senior game. From there, he went to Arsenal and spent two full years, entirely in the U21s. At 19, he was called up to Nigeria's U20 squad for the 2013 Toulon Tournament. He chose Nigeria. Not England. His words years later: "The decision was made a long time ago." Before any big club came calling. Before the Premier League. He already knew who he was. He was 22, rotating through League One clubs with no clear destination. Rotherham gave him stability. He scored 7 goals from centre-back in a single season. West Brom signed him. Senior Nigeria debut came — substitute in a 3-0 win over Seychelles. September 2018. In 2020, he scored a towering header against Liverpool in the Premier League. Then West Brom got relegated — and never came back. Semi Ajayi spent the next six years in the Championship. Time went by and he kept representing and turning up for the Super eagles. AFCON 2023 finalist and AFCON 2025 bronze medalist with fantastic displays. He today, he cheers on with the Tigers as they fly on to the most reputable football league in world football. Ladies and gentlemen, all hail SEMS🥰🔥🔥🔥

@Derahobs Which work she dey do for that warrants monthly allowance? Most Nigerian 🇳🇬 youths are really very stupid, they've normalized foolishness as a norm nowadays

If she’s your girlfriend, how much allowance will you be giving her monthly?

@NinaandMikey @GloriousGod01 Do you kneel to serve food or you kneel to sing with microphone 🎤

@GloriousGod01 Kneeling for Mikey is something I do every time 😂

Dear women, can you kneel down to serve your husband food? And men, would you allow your wife to kneel down while serving you?

@unseriousguru @GloriousGod01 He's abusing you sexually unless he reciprocates by washing your plate

@GloriousGod01 The first day I tried this, my husband asked me to stop it and that if I choose to kneel, it’s when I want to sing with microphone. Don’t ask me what that means, please.

@GloriousGod01 Before nko and she go add nna anyi you food is here and I'll pat her on the back before she gets up. It's a sign of respect.

@ossom26297 Noooo

Would you date a female version of yourself ?

@drharveee Pee on top the money use left hand collect am. Even if na amadioha drop am there nothing go happen

Will you pick it?

@roland_dd_ @_falsi1ke Have you ever heard or seen a broke that isn't good in bed before? Na dem dey finish work

@_falsi1ke Absolutely nothing, except she just keep you for sexual pleasure if you’re good in bed

What can a broke guy do to make a woman happy??

@KayMaxed @_falsi1ke @justzellahatm Nyee nyee nyee!!! A broke guy is asking you, answer him

@_falsi1ke @justzellahatm Take care of her in ways that he can. Remain loving and loyal. Show her that he is not Lazy his situation is not permanent. Work hard everyday to improve his situation.

@FitWithDrSam @_falsi1ke Effects of watching too many nollywood movies. Dey whine yourself. Quality, support, kindness nyee nyee nyee!!!

@_falsi1ke A man doesn’t need wealth to make a woman happy, qualities like kindness, reliability, emotional support, ambition, respect, honesty, and genuine effort often matter far more in a healthy relationship.

@_falsi1ke Absolutely nothing. A broke man manhood no even supposed to dey stand

@damideytalk Yes as long as she doesn't tie 1 wrapper for 4 years without washing it. We're good to go

can you marry a yoruba girl?

@Hustleorbeg7 @damideytalk @_Mr_Richard But can tie 1 wrapper for 4 years without washing it

@damideytalk @_Mr_Richard What are you saying?…..They provide the best wife in the whole world

@Uche_Gloriaa Walahi this one na chimney o. Thank you don mention I no dey marry.

Can you marry a girl that smokes?

@DazylingQueeen Bad wife. Poverty dey learn

Between poverty and bad wife, which one kee a man faster?¿

@nzewuwo You too use those beautiful massive lips on my manhood and nipples. 2 plots of lands are up for grabs for you

but what do men really want ?

@kenzy_iam @ossaivictor1_ My mother was a banker and my father never ate out. Even our maid back then doesn't cook what my father and all of us eats at home.

@ossaivictor1_ When you marry a banker , you must eat out

Before getting married to her, kindly taste her cooking skills and decide if it's something you can go on with forever. It's a shame for a married man to be eating out when you have a wife at home. We don't do that in my village please.

@Gelinecare @ossaivictor1_ You don marry and am sure you know how cook which has made your husband a glutton but here you are deceiving single women. Evil woman

@ossaivictor1_ Why check her cooking skills, when you can cook? Are you marrying her for food alone?

@EzekielOluwada6 @ossaivictor1_ Nonsense

Cooking skill is nice, but it’s not what keeps a marriage alive. People change, situations change, health changes, even taste changes. If your whole decision is based on can she cook well before marriage, then you’re already building on the wrong foundation. And about a married man eating out is a shame that’s more culture talk than reality. Some couples eat out because they’re busy, some because they want a break, some because they enjoy it together. Marriage is not supposed to become a prison where enjoyment outside the home is seen as failure inside the home. The real question is not can she cook well, but can we both build a home where responsibilities, support, and love are shared without bitterness, because plenty of people can cook very well and still destroy a home with disrespect, selfishness, or emotional distance.

@kenkenlewu Big lie, 3 labs in Nigeria 🇳🇬 can't be wrong on just genotype, the US lab gave you the wrong result.

Back in Nigeria, I was told I had the AA genotype. Not once, not twice, but THREE different times. I even repeated the test again before marriage because the church insisted on it, despite my husband and I already having our results. At that time, I didn’t question it because I trusted the process completely. Fast forward to when I got pregnant here in the US, my doctors ran several prenatal tests as part of routine pregnancy care. Then came the shock of my life they told me I was actually AS genotype. I was speechless. Confused. I kept asking myself, “How is this even possible after testing AA multiple times in Nigeria?” Because of that result, they immediately recommended a procedure called Amniocentesis (some people call it aminocentesis). Amniocentesis is a prenatal test where doctors collect a small sample of the fluid surrounding the baby in the womb using a thin needle. The fluid helps detect certain genetic conditions and can also determine the baby’s genotype before birth. I was terrified but grateful for the opportunity to know early. The result later showed that my unborn daughter was also AS. The first person I called was my husband. Immediately my grandmother’s words started ringing in my head again. She always warned us growing up: “Never joke with genotype testing before marriage, and always confirm it well.” Honestly, this experience opened my eyes to how important accurate medical testing is. Sometimes we trust results because they came from a hospital or lab, but mistakes can happen anywhere. This is why I always encourage people now don’t just test once and relax. Confirm your genotype properly, especially before marriage and pregnancy. Some surprises in life can truly change everything. ©Ijeoma Nwoko