Aniebiet Umoh

I understand now when people go no contact with their family

Wearing cloaks stitched from other people’s definitions Performative so you would be chosen Now that you have not been chosen- Choose yourself 🫂 To 2026 🥂

‘Fifteen more minutes’, in that tiny, wheeny, authoritative accent Your heart pounds Your chest seems as though it is being tied into a knot It feels like a sword, steady and deliberate tearing through your flesh Today, I choose to be honest with you You have been performative

We say we dislike dishonesty But honesty is not a bitter pill to swallow It is worse It is like heartbreak, ahem, even worse It is like being trapped in a dream, sitting a PTE exam, trying to compound a cream that keeps separating into two phases, and you hear ‘Phonè’ say,

When asked if my cup is half-full or half-empty, my response simply is, I am grateful to have a cup💐

As a Nigerian if anyone does verification once, do yours ten times because there is someone trying to rip you. My friend just lost money and this scammer is trying to take some more @GtbankH87616 Do not send codes or nothing to anyone. And always verify channels on SM

I’ve Been Scammed of My House Rent Money 😭😭😭😭 This is a thread. I’ve been searching for a house since last year July in Lagos, working with different agents, but nothing worked out. In January 2025, a friend sent me a picture of an agent’s banner she saw in her street.

Every time I step out of the house, I step into a Nollywood drama

And Quora

By the way this guy in Zoho's billboard advert is cute

Are there men who dress in suits and tuxedos to pray for their miracles

Nna eh.

I requested for therapy but I am being matched to a psychiatrist 😂 I just want talk therapy

@tileyemi_ So sorry. May God make it easy for you

Grief hook me for toilet today because I now work from Yaba and I buried my mother in Atan cemetery. Couldn’t stop thinking about how close she is and how far she really is.

@mishi254 I mean why wouldn't he😂😂😂

How to be a better critical thinker: 1. Be 10% more skeptical of people you agree with—and 10% more charitable to people you disagree with 2. Look for flaws in ideas you like—and strengths in arguments you dislike 3. Learn from sources that engage with competing ideas

Why have HMOs not considered adding therapy to their packages? I believe it is fundamental aspect of mental health and should be prioritised.

Years ago cancer wasn’t as prevalent as it is today. Changes in lifestyle, environmental factors & even longer life expectancy have contributed to the rise in cancer cases But the good news is-many cancers are preventable with simple lifestyle changes & regular health screenings

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Klasha launches ‘Pay to China’ to enhance cross-border payment between Africa and China techpression.com//klasha-launch…

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Klasha and LianLian Global have partnered to facilitate cross-border payments between Asia and Africa, enabling Asian businesses to collect payments in local African currencies through Klasha's platform and API. The collaboration enables LianLian Global merchants to receive payments in different African currencies with payouts in their preferred currencies, streamlining the payment process and reducing problems in foreign exchange and transaction fees. The partnership aims to capitalize on Africa's digital economy, projected to reach $712 billion by 2025, by providing Asian businesses with direct access to African markets through simplified payment infrastructure. The collaboration addresses key challenges in cross-border commerce by offering localized payment experiences and efficient transaction processing between the two regions. #Klasha #LianLianGlobal #CrossBorderPayments #DigitalEconomy #AfricaAsiaTrade #FintechPartnership #LocalCurrencySupport #PaymentSolutions #GlobalCommerce