Asexual Burpee

When the edible hits in the River Ave Safeway

I am hanging out with small mammals at an undisclosed location.

You wouldn’t know my gf, she’s region restricted.

(To the tune of One Direction’s One Thing) ‘Cause you’ve got that unc thing!

Speaking in tongues off the Michelob Ultras.

Shordy… give me the amulet.

When I’m fucked up off the Red Dye 40, that’s the real me.

@JTNorquay Just learning about this now. Concerning…

@viffee It’s called Leopold’s Tavern because there are many Leopolds, not just one. Gotta catch ‘em all!

Paycheck hit, I’m at the Leopold’s telling them to bring me Leopold.

@josh_richert You have done that yourself…

I have one beer and start saying shit like “I am the Senate.”

I’m in the Spirit Halloween buying Hawk Tuah costumes it’s like breathing air it’s nothing it means nothing

It takes a village to raise an uncle.

The Pains of Being Demure at Heart

This slurpee that melted hours ago will fix me.

None of you are collecting vinyl like me

They should replace the Fort Garry revolving restaurant with a smoke shop that sells cbd and kratom.

I’m trying to turn this Steakhouse into a Steakhome…

Bro let me hit the cpap

Whole timeline listening to Charli today