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Y’all scared to moan?? I be in my girls ear like

🔴🇲🇱 Manchester United will formally complete Sékou Kone deal today as 2006 born midfielder is undergoing medical tests right now. Deal already done and signed between clubs. Exclusive story, confirmed. 🤝🏻

🚨⚒️ West Ham are in advanced talks to sign Guido Rodríguez as free agent! Negotiations ongoing with player’s camp after he left Real Betis, as @VarskySports reported. Guido has several options but West Ham are working on it. ↪️⛔️ Barça deal, collapsed since Xavi left.

🟤🇩🇪 Torino have submitted loan bid to sign Robin Gosens. It includes buy option clause to become mandatory if he’s gonna play certain number of games next season. Buy clause value would be around €7m plus loan fee and salary covered. Union Berlin want more but talks ongoing.

🇫🇷 Ibrahima Konaté when asked about Mbappé and Liverpool links: “Guys, in all honesty, do you really think he’s coming here?!”. “We all know where Kylian is going!”.

@CaughtLackin_ @Certbaddiex Don’t verse these kid sketched me and @kingcucklord

$2s $50 a head with @Certbaddiex #lfsanzcod

Reece James whenever Garnacho runs at him twitter.com/Ftscumbag/stat…

Lonnie Walker can do 90% of what was shown in this video

🚨🚨🌕| It has become clear that Ten Hag refused to sign off a contract that had been agreed between #mufc and David de Gea reducing his £375,000-a-week wages. [@ChrisWheelerDM]

@DONGDEALER Die

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Eye-witness reports from camp today tell me QB Daniel Jones accidentally hit a disabled fan with a misplaced pass. #Giants

Victor Wembanyama standing next to Jaden Ivey and 7 footer Chet Holmgren…

Mood 😂🍾

DYK CAR

@McSwegor Don’t verse this cunt he sketchs

Dillon Brooks is like Kobe if Kobe sucked at basketball and had no skill.

They Be So Mad 😡 When They Don’t Make The Playoffs!!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 Ahhhhh Haaaaaa 😆

A play in three acts.

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