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‘The Blind Side’ family bought 115 fast food joints, flew on private jets and went on lavish trips with movie profits trib.al/2wC2IFd

Neymar will earn €150m a year at Al-Hilal, which equates to €500,000 per day. 🇸🇦 [via @skysports_sheth].

Chelsea on some Career mode shit.

@agnosticugandan tell your boy to loosen up.

Went to Kisumu over the weekend and married the most beautiful woman!

Good luck to Moises Caicedo, who has completed a permanent move to Chelsea. 🤝

UNAVAILABLE ☺️🎷 @davido

A goal to make Roy smile 😀 Odsonne Edouard with a proper striker's finish. A cracking cross from Jordan Ayew to find him. #BBCFootball #SHUCRY

“I don’t think it works that way, mate. It’s not like my wife handing me a shopping list to go get some milk and bread for the kids.” 🤣 Ange Postecoglou on if he’s handed Daniel Levy a shopping list of potential replacements for Harry Kane

Try not to cry challenge: level IMPOSSIBLE. 💔 🎥 @laazarini7

You'll always be #OneOfOurOwn, @HKane 🐐👑

Harry Kane to FC Bayern, here we go! Deal completed between all parties as Kane has given final green light 🚨🔴 Tottenham to receive €100m fixed fee plus add-ons up to €20m package. Kane will sign a four year deal, he’ll fly to Germany today. Medical booked. Done deal.

🚨 Harry Kane and his wife Kate at the airport before flying to Munich. He's finally on his way, @FCBayern. ✈️🇩🇪 (📸 @MailSport)

Burnley 🤣

BREAKING: Aston Villa can confirm Emi Buendía has suffered a significant knee ligament injury ⬇️

Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacquiao fired not-so-subtle shots at one another when they reunited ahead of Floyd's exhibition fight vs Mikuru Asakura… [🎥 @RIZIN_PR]

JUST IN: $1.58 billion jackpot has been won by a ticket sold in Florida.

Highly recommend “The Explorers” podcast for stories of exploration of many cultures over the ages. Am currently learning about Ibn Battuta, an amazingly widely traveled Islamic explorer.

Nigerian Comedian, Josh2funny on America’s Got Talent. 😂😂 twitter.com/AGT/status/168…

BREAKING: Tory Lanez has been sentenced to 10 years in prison for shooting Megan Thee Stallion in July 2020.