Barnabus

how do i become the doctor that circumcises all the babies

@russelmilsow Sometimes I feel like you say the quiet part out loud

You can tell so many blacks are on this app because Jaxson Dart is such a bad guy but all the knuckle dragging monkeys who beat up their girlfriends commit gun violence, and kill people in car accidents aren’t the issue #NFL

@dougcliford1967 That’s a lot of caffeine Doug!

Friday ritual #ThankYouBuddy

@russelmilsow I’ll show you three fingers pal

Top off with Tito’s they bang #3Fingers

@BryceJorgenson_ Am I gonna get credit for this

Joined the Zamboni drivers union

my bull: honestly im not in the mood to fuck your wife today me:

@LeadingReport @KillingusChow

9/11 was likely not an inside job, says former CIA officer John Kiriakou.

@KillingusChow This guys in the gas station buying scratch tickets 🫵🫵🫵🫪🫪

They need to make a specific type of weapon to use on people who hold up the line at the gas station for scratch tickets.

@KillingusChow @BryceJorgenson_ I think he only does it perfomatively

@BryceJorgenson_ @walter696902 does this guy hit legs?

Preworkout that makes you rip your skin off

. @russelmilsow thoughts?

@fangboy_xxx we need to find two other twins that are the planes’ new vessels and #handleit

@BryceJorgenson_ @KillingusChow Ydkb

@walter696902 @KillingusChow I’ve seen more appetizing things come out of my ass

Any ball knowers? @KillingusChow

@russelmilsow chubby ass fingers 🫵🫵

I fucking hate my life, but boy oh boy does some chicken, rice and Coke Zero make me forget about it. #EXPAND

When did they start making red colored toilet paper

Any ball knowers?

@Juancen12971025 @BryceJorgenson_ Can I hold a dollar bro

@walter696902 @BryceJorgenson_ Posting 40 dollar wins lol

Infinite biggie bag glitch

@russelmilsow This is up there for tweets of all time

Bitch called me a bozo so i called her an ozob she said whats that I said its Bozo backwards ya bozo None of this happened and I am simulating things in my baked brain

@PickswithKele @clarkcashes He was a demon for one night in Colorado