No.

@Luna8ear @Sm137023 Yeah, because we want fuckwits sitting around our parks with weapons waiting for a shooter like the wingnuts populating the US who are desperate for a battle. Both you and your agenda are unwelcome in Australia.

@Sm137023 💔 An armed society is a safer society. Imagine if this Australian cameraman had a 2nd Amendment right.

The 2 dogs in Bondi Beach have been neutralised

@shinyhealthy @VicGovDH Going to try! Low odds though 😬

@welly @VicGovDH Depends on community transmission and a bunch of other factors :( But post Perth lockdown, they downgraded pretty swiftly, so there's hope! (Does this mean you're coming to Melbs??)

@VicGovDH If Greater Brisbane ends lockdown on schedule, is there any chance of a revised downgrade to Orange zone in time for Easter, or will it likely remain in place for another week or two?

@MKBHD Important question: what brand is that red/silver hooded henley you’re wearing??

NEW VIDEO - AirPods Max Review: Luxury Listening! youtu.be/Gvvo6vUpJRc

@jon_prosser I’m calling it now; this device is going to basically be an Apple Watch except inside your glasses. Extremely limited unique app availability, locked down UI kit, maybe one or two surprise native features. I’m sure it will sell, too.

I can’t believe I’m going against Kuo on this one... but I believe he’s wrong. Apple Glasses are aimed for March-June 2021. Also. I’ve seen them. They’re sleek as hell. 👀 Will be showing you soon 🤫

Some sports are slower. More about the strategy.

@surge_to @jimmyraynes Those people don’t exist FYI

Just dropped my kids off at childcare where, for the 3rd day in a row, they’ll be stuck inside all day to keep them safe from smoke. How dare any politician tell me that’s just something my kids will have to adapt to, and nothing can really be done about it. How dare they.

@wellyblanco @TwitterSupport Account’s staying here. Don’t waste your time. Sorry.

@wellyblanco @TwitterSupport You know that’s not a thing they do, right?

@JohnBirmingham WW2 Smoko: Look this invasion is just something that’s happening against the backdrop of this Friday’s Test match.

*notes that the cleaner is due tomorrow* *rushes around cleaning up the apartment in preparation*

the long arms of your next coffee stretching back in time; their clawed hands gently scratching your cheek and beckoning you forward

God demonstrating a divine sense of humour by, moments before the Rapture, retroactively photobombing every selfie to ever exist

that's just, like, your dissonant ideas degrading the relativistic orbit of one another to their inevitable collapse, or whatever, man

Be the change you wish to see in your Instagram filters

what if heaven was just re-runs of Friends for all of eternity? would you sin with me then?

@scrublord FYI it should be Jorts RR Shartin'

Live Free or Tie Dye

sliding way out on to the thin ice to rediscover your poetry and finding it only when the surface gives way beneath you

exiting the nuclear chamber after an experiment gone awry you discover the power to flip coins that spin endlessly until you make a decision