Laloulawans

ESTOY LLORANDO

Supongo que la vida adulta también es dejar de felicitar los cumpleaños a las 0:00 y empezar a hacerlo a la mañana siguiente

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In 1990, the windshield of British Airways Flight 5390 came off at an altitude of 17,000 feet. This triggered a sudden decompression in the cockpit, resulting in the captain being partially ejected out of the aircraft. As luck would have it, Nigel Ogden, a flight attendant, was on his way into the cockpit at that moment. He managed to grab hold of the captain and maintain his grip for over 20 minutes while the copilot attempted an urgent landing. Although the majority of the crew presumed that the pilot had already lost his life, Ogden did not let go. There was a prevailing fear that if Ogden did release his hold, the pilot's body might strike the plane's engine, wing, or stabilizer, causing even more chaos. All Ogden knew was that the pilot was gradually slipping more and more out of the window and his head was continuously being battered against the airplane's body. Finally, after a distressing 20-minute flight with a gaping window, the aircraft was safely brought down at Southampton Airport. In the course of events, Ogden suffered from frostbite on his face, damage to one of his eyes, and a dislocated shoulder. In a miraculous turn of events, the pilot survived the ordeal, although he had frostbite and multiple fractures on his arms and hands. The image is a recreation from the television series "Mayday!"

no poder decir "me lo meto por el culo" cuando hablo con gente adulta

i be having conversations and watching this shit pop up in real time

el dia que me canse de probar cosas con queso de cabra y cebolla caramelizada será porque estaré muerta

macho mi novio de hace 2 (dos) años que viene constantemente a mi casa me sigue preguntando si puede coger agua de la nevera... chico cuando vas a entender que si quieres agua te la tienes que traer de tu casa

@antiiamourino 💐💐💐

Tiene 1977 en una playlist y lo ODIO A MUERTE

waiting for the cashier to notice me after I screw up the self check out again

He arreglado el story de Ana Obregón

‼️⚠️🚨Por favor necesito todos los memes posibles sobre los "chemtrails" y que "nos fumigan con aviones" para un trabajo de la uni (NO ES BROMA)🚨⚠️‼️ se agradece la difusión🙏

jimmy fallon looks like the whole cast of icarly morphed together

sabéis ese momento cuando estáis mirando a alguien a quien queréis mucho y pensáis dios mío cómo es posible ke exista tanto amor en mi cuerpo por esta persona le entregaría mi alma y me mataría x ella si me lo pidiese… o es ke simplemente estoy loca

Hola! Encontramos a esta gatita en Vigo muertísima de hambre y le estamos buscando casita. Es súper social y cariñosa, pero no nos la podemos quedar :( Habladme si os interesa y si no dadle RT por fi 🩷🩷