Jenn

She wanna go next door she wanna meet partyyyyyy

only New Yorkers understand the love of a well made toasted butter roll

One thing nobody tells you about adulthood is how fun it is to become your own person. One day you randomly start liking jazz, olive green, expensive dark chocolate, documentaries about volcanoes, weird lamps, sparkling water, books about loneliness in Tokyo, silver jewelry and quiet cafés. Your personality keeps unfolding forever if you let it.

When I was a kid, this was my favorite song EVER. Probably bc I ran the rugrats movie into the ground

Employers don't really fire anyone anymore. They just kinda bully employees into quitting.

No better fan base than the Knicks fan base

In Scary Movie 3, released in 2003, the Sheriff's hat keeps growing in every shot. 🤣🤣

Yes, & the harsh reality is you’ll never return back to your original self.. when you birth a baby you also birth a new person within.. you have to embrace the new you, new circumstances and change to your entire routine. 🥹🫶🏽💗

As a parent, seeing your child get smarter, more aware, and taller every day is a feeling that nothing in this world can replicate.

I only fuck with the movers and shakers if you playing a victim of life please get the fuck out my face

My son b fed by 7:30, ate by 8, & bed by 8:30. I need my quiet time I don’t play about that schedule boo.

I think you a lil slow if you posting AI pics of yourself

absolute cinema, a fuckinnn 10/10 🔥🤯

People will literally be mad at you for being right about them. Like I'm sorry I figured out you're a horrible person

Why must i joke for everything 😭

My kid lmaoooooo

This is my friend Wileen. She’s been missing a few weeks now. If you’re in NYC, particularly the Bronx and you’ve seen her, please reach out.

All my patience is for my toddler, I don’t have much left for adults.

i’m glad I had children. it has expanded me as a person and softened me as a woman but also made me stand on business & be my full self without apology.

Sometimes I want to reply to emails like: Hi Carol, I literally have no idea what the fuck you are talking about. Thanks,