Claire

i’m gonna keep swinging that bat till the day i die

WOAH LOOK A FAGGOT SCROLLING PAST ME

IDC WHAT YOU SAY BIG CHUNGUS COULD EASILY CLAP THANOS

NEW POLLING: What would be your preferred sex position with Pomni from “The Amazing Digital Circus?” Backshots: 18% Missionary with eye contact: 33% Unenthusiastic handjob: 39% Don’t know/No preference: 10% Rasmussen / May 2026 n=60000

Wife woke up and called me and I feel like this

@DREAMSD0NTDIE ok but if a baddie tgirl just wanted your dick…

*crawling on the ground like im dying in the desert* where the cis lesbian chasers at

I forgot to fuck her during sex

spiritually Kojima graph

most evil week of rain in summer it’s so cold and i refuse to redownload hinge cause im bored

how you a man and plat

what is zohran mamdani’s plan to save destiny 2

Satoru Gojo, me namora, por favor. Eu tô pedindo, por favor. Eu sei que parece brincadeira, mas não é. Eu tô tentando falar isso por mensagem, mas nem consigo escrever direito de tão mal que eu tô. Eu tô muito mal. Por favor, me namora. Namora comigo, pelo amor de Deus.

@dykepiv please stop… for me…

i’m gonna get there 🥹

Karl Marx failed to consider the Steam Summer Sale

High tier main twt: the mark of a top player is in their use of quantum disjoint theory Low tier main twt: find a new reason to smile every day :) Top tier main twt: been getting into eating my fingernails Mid tier main twt: real communism is yet to be properly executed so

We used the NTBTSTM time machine to make it

“Think of the children!” The guy who added powdered snow to Minecraft: