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@nise_yoshimi That was my first idea actually

that's a great idea for a story. But have you considered they should all be girls?

@MuadDeez Consider, funny name tho

i always make fun of americans but they really ate with estrogen because no way in hell am i calling it oestrogen

@MuadDeez And you said the epilator wasn't working great?

boymoder? i hardly know her!

@MuadDeez Luckily I love getting paid

@woestrogen RIP to you 😔💔

i'm seeing so many brits on my timeline complain about the heatwave but lowkey i hadn't noticed because i haven't been outside today 💔

@Fey_dbc Fucking nothing

@mal_levolance Lmao

got continuously they/them’d by 2 trans women during a game of magic AND i was getting my ass beat like leave me alone damn

@HubPointless Premium force 8

They're grinding Grogu up into biofuel as we speak

@bite_autumn Yeah

@Ashlizzlle_ Deep-Cavern bat my beloved

bro standard is actually going from kill you on turn 3 with a bunch of otters or craterhoof to oops all removal control piles.. this is about the be the most unfun standard format we've seen in years holy shit

@rioserenity_ Three L's cos I'm always taking em

explain your username.

@emmiswagx3 Not looking hard enough

Why do i never see t4t lesbian cosplay porn, let alone lesbian cosplay porn in general??? can someone get on this asap. thank you

my opinion on drag is that idk man i think it depends. that being said if anyone ever does the "omg you must LOVE drag race" thing to me i am becoming drag's number 1 Hater

@prerecessiongrl Me

which historical you within the cycle of rebirth do you think was your best you?

@han_soape Anything by Ursula Le Guin

@frogs4girls I love that you are trying, I hate that game so damn much <3

i ran into 3 frogs in a cave and they fucking butchered me

@VilettaVadim @33elkMTG Tbf I would almost always clone an artifact or land instead and try to win on my turn

@woestrogen @33elkMTG At the point where you're making 2 clones of an enchantment, you can do so much better. Like, picking up a random deck of mine, I'd much rather have 3 Fiery Inscription or Whirlwind of Thought.

HAHAHAHA YESS YESSSS!!!! YES!!!’n

@UsagiKaede1 It was in my Dina precon

Life is too short to be playing Temple of the False God.