Matt

Embiid got no meniscus or organs left and he still gonna give u a smooth 32-9-7

Just realized that when orcas kill seals, it’s a Carnivoran being hunted by a hoofed mammal. Kinda crazy lol

My dream of being a poet vanished like a thing in a whatever.

Happy birthday Jimmy Faragher

will never forget the girl i hooked up with who had peanut shells all over her bedroom floor like it was Texas Roadhouse. i think we could’ve built a really scary life together

@uncledoomer that seems like a lot of work

Please tell me Embiid is not getting cooked by Harry Potter

Eating a meal alongside others is a very special thing

DC to Boston should be a 2 hour train ride

1976 movie villain: I’m going to blow up the old steel mill 2026 movie villain: Truth… is an illusion..

What do you do if your barber breaks his arm

@ThomasWrrld 83 games, 2 trade deadlines, and 1.5 byes per team. If you don’t see the logic you’re a causal and do NOT @ me

A woman was spotted tossing frogs into a lake in NYC👀

Raiders’ WR Michael Crabtree taped his chain to himself before Sunday’s game, knowing he was facing the chain-snatching Broncos CB Aqib Talib. And Talib still got it.

Jalen Hurts is just flawless.

The anatomy of conjoined twins, Brittany and Abbey.

I like some songs

Kill all mets fans

@CliffNotez_ He definitely needs help . I just hope he doesn’t get it until he retires

I like that butterflies slowly flap their wings after they land