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Frederick Kamaka Sr., legendary Hawaii ukulele maker, dies at 98 hawaiinewsnow.com/2023/07/25/fre…

@JimMWeber Best helmet in the Big10? That's easy:

🚨 IMPORTANT POLL 🚨 Who has the best helmet in the Big 10? 🧐

@JimMWeber That Delaware helmet at top left always looks good.

@KevinOnCFB Weird. Then what’s the term for an offense that attempts a 2-point conversion in the first quarter?

Remember when Pat Narduzzi got burned by a one-word offense?

I don’t know why everyone is so astonished by @frandrescher. Her Aunt Tessie was the Orblouse, after all. #S2E13

@RobSchneider knows how to use the 3 seashells.

If anyone needs me, I'll be at that little coffee shop owned by Terry Bradshaw’s ex-wife.

@FairfaxCountyPD @VaDOTNOVA Can @FairfaxCountyPD just text me when this is all over so I'll know when I can finally get some @kfc.

@VaDOTNOVA We are still on scene of the barricade in the 7400 blk of Richmond Hwy. A woman remains in a vehicle armed with a handgun. Richmond Hwy remains closed between Lockheed Blvd and Boswell Ave. We appreciate your patience as you continue to avoid the area.

Officers are on scene of a barricade in the 7400 block of Richmond Hwy in Alexandria for a woman experiencing a mental health crisis. She barricaded herself inside a car. Richmond Hwy closed in both directions while officers attempt to peacefully resolve the situation. #FCPD

@PhilipPeake @ilove_aviation I’ve lived by the credo that if you're kind and understanding to the rebooking agent, good things will happen—but WOW.

I watched that Lincoln movie for 45 minutes before I realized it was the one without vampires.

Some great performers at tonight’s @WestPo_Chorus and @WestPoGuitar Coffee House! #WolverinePride

I didn’t know the Red Hot @ChiliPeppers are from California. They should mention that in more their songs!

@bmitchandfinlay “Local” team with the best chance of reaching the NCAA championship game: Penn State. (If you’re counting Virginia Tech, you have to count PSU: They're SIXTY miles closer.)

JPFinlayNBCS “Local” team with the best chance of reaching the NCAA championship game: Penn State. (If you’re counting Virginia Tech, you have to count PSU: They're SIXTY miles closer.)

I see what you did there, @SNFonNBC. #longlineofcars @CAKEMUSIC

Whenever I see ducks, they’re almost always already in a row. #justsayin

@iamjohnoliver @iamjohnoliver Where do we vote for an entire episode of LWTWJO dedicated to @patcollins4?

Here's our piece from last night about crime reporting...youtube.com/watch?v=kCOnGj…

What aspect of the vocation of professional pinball player would require one to wear ginomous lumberjack boots?

Bachelor logic: Why do I need to use a microwavable plate when there’s a microwavable plate already built into the microwave?

I haven’t been paying attention. Does this mean the broad from “Deal or No Deal” gets to be queen now?