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So I asked around the local ookie cookie groups and nobody knows you?

@griffisu My kid does it all the time you just don’t hear about it because he doesn’t die

eventually there will be an infant capable of handling 115° car interior we just have to keep trying

@Tr00peRR Changing consumer habits strikes again 😡

‘Grandma stabbed 11 times on Mother’s Day after grocery-hauling dispute, police say’ cbs12.com/news/local/wes…

And on the third day God made the blueberry muffin

“Jarvis put bread away when I’m done making sandwich”

If I had known “going down the yellow brick road” meant getting addicted to opiates I wouldn’t have followed the tin man 😅

@adorere244 Bro what, I know you do 😅 kinda figured that’s how you’d pick up it’s a joke

Finding myself in side of me, err wait that sounds wrong what I meant to say is finding myself in sodomy

Shopping cart squeaking at a frequency only birds, dogs, and people with a 120+ iq can hear

Buying the popsicle flavored dude wipes so I stop getting that poop taste when I’m kissing my girl after she’s done eating my ass was a good investment on my part

The state sent my voter registration card in the mail just to rub the felony in

@bby_grlaa @bidro287 @4Cobey Only illegal in 13 states you are retarded and uninformed, and the white race isn’t declining we just can’t stop the influx of worthless niggers 😢

@Yoquert @bidro287 @4Cobey Inbred ass comments had nothing at all to do with OP. How about we talk about why they’re illegal😆 cause your race is declining . Go get sum pussy

I hope that nigga burn in hell man he aint have to kill them kids dawg

@bby_grlaa @bidro287 @4Cobey While I agree with you that the one nigger who killed his kids should also be killed you are “dead” wrong about abortion rates 😉

@bidro287 @4Cobey Inbred ass comment. White women kill their babies just as much if not more .

Gods chosen people but they can’t eat bacon? I don’t think so pal 😂

Eating her out after she gives birth because we don’t waste stem cells in this household

We’re reaching levels of racism never thought possible before

Niggas be gay and that’s not okay. 😭😨🙀👎👎😂

Taking uppers and downers and landing near the middle

Aggressively shouting and seductively whispering “give me that banana” at the farmers market