YOSHIBABA

"If you can think of it, you can pretty much do it on a skateboard" - Marc Johnson RIP 💔🛹🕊️

"Buying a house was really expensive back then. You had to save up two whole months of salary to buy a house, so it was really tough compared to this new soft generation that gets everything handed to them"

“he finally gets a haircut he likes.” make everyone say ‘bro what did they do to you?

My reaction when I see my wife telling the kids how important it is to be patient and to apologize when being wrong.

“he finally gets enough courage to flirt.” Make him say ‘you too’ when the waitress says enjoy your meal.

nothing on earth lasts longer than a video someone is showing you on their phone that you have zero interest in.

Dating a content creator gotta be hell

Clickbait. Everybody got their autograph and selfie, the passage to the hotel was kept free for guests, and I still got to the airport on time. One man, no security. Handled. What’s your problem ?

This was an excellent joke he needed like 4 laughs here

His 3 day weekend is over. Stop the rain and make it sunny for the work week

"He threw away that cable he's been holding onto for over 10 years for a device he couldn't find” Have him find the device.

Just an absolute JOKE @anthonyedwards didn’t get a waver to be eligible for @NBA honors this year. Anthony epitomizes WANTING to play. Doing what it takes to play. He doesn’t take “personal “ days. He shows up. He brings it. He missed some for injury. He didn’t miss 4 convenience

Can we get a Kevin Cheveldayoff extension announcement just to kick us in the balls one more time before the summer action starts

#nhljets fan base coining ehlers a playoff ghost because he had 0 goals in 15 games when he was 21 on the 3rd line in 2018 , but defending hellebuyck who has only had an average playoff save percentage once in his career is peak

Ohhhh my Shrinking Season 2 finale 🫠😭😭😭😭

Winnipeg Jets you fumbled so, so bad.

Didn’t need a rear view to understand the impact losing him would have taking this team to the biggest President’s Trophy fall off, actually. So, 3 words

Nikolai Ehlers, ladies and gentlemen 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 Imagine spending a decade undervaluing that dude. Shameful stuff

They’re already upset. Make their shirt get caught on the doorknob.

She hates capitalism and billionaires but has a new junk product to sell every week lol