Yousif Bayram

I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell.

Some people have boyfriends, some people have girlfriends, I have Twitter.

it's getting to that point in the school year where even copying someone's homework is too much to handle

Getting back with an ex is pretty much like taking a shower and putting your dirty underwear back on!

I hate it when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the script.

Love me? Great Hate me? Even better

When you're watching a cartoon and you understand the dirty joke that you never understood as a kid xD

I can't take this long distance relationship anymore... Fridge, you're coming to my room.

Why girls go to the bathroom together, Hermione from Harry Potter went alone and got attacked by a troll.

I found Nemo. Delicious.

Let's play the "how much time can i waste before I start crying about how stressed I am because I'm procrastinating my life away" game

Our genration would be the wierdest grandparents :p

If I had a dollar for everytime I'm called ugly I would get broke because I'am perfect :o

My biggest mistake was not falling for you,it was thinking you had fallen for me too

We were meant to,be supposed to be but we lost it :/

I'm still alive but I am barely breathing :|

If school isn't a place to sleep then home isn't a place to study.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Faces like yours belong in the zoo, don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage but waving at you."