Yousif Bayram

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Yousif Bayram

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#Funny#best tweets #understands everyone #Follow you won't regret

Katılım Haziran 2013
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Yousif Bayram
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I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell.
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Some people have boyfriends, some people have girlfriends, I have Twitter.
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it's getting to that point in the school year where even copying someone's homework is too much to handle
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Getting back with an ex is pretty much like taking a shower and putting your dirty underwear back on!
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I hate it when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the script.
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Love me? Great Hate me? Even better
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When you're watching a cartoon and you understand the dirty joke that you never understood as a kid xD
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I can't take this long distance relationship anymore... Fridge, you're coming to my room.
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Why girls go to the bathroom together, Hermione from Harry Potter went alone and got attacked by a troll.
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I found Nemo. Delicious.
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Let's play the "how much time can i waste before I start crying about how stressed I am because I'm procrastinating my life away" game
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Our genration would be the wierdest grandparents :p
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If I had a dollar for everytime I'm called ugly I would get broke because I'am perfect :o
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My biggest mistake was not falling for you,it was thinking you had fallen for me too
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We were meant to,be supposed to be but we lost it :/
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I'm still alive but I am barely breathing :|
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If school isn't a place to sleep then home isn't a place to study.
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Roses are red, violets are blue. Faces like yours belong in the zoo, don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage but waving at you."
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