2Gs

How the minutes before an exam feel when you've actually studied:

“Connected without internet” is up there on the top two list of ragebaits😭

Kama laptop si ya dj anza kuizima

UNPOPULAR OPINION: single-player video games mode should NEVER require an internet connection.

"You smell like weed," Back the fuck up then, shit.

“Babe come kill this cockroach” The cockroach:

Introducing: Protein Weed for gains in every gram 🏋🏾‍♀️💨📈 High performance. High results. 💪🏾

Once you smoke weed in your bedroom, you never wanna smoke anywhere else again...

smoking a joint before eating is what I call meal prep

yuta by far the realest nigga in JJK

12 years old me after scoring the goal that stops my family from getting killed

twitter scroll sesh after an arsenal loss

grinding weed at 2am feels like crafting supplies in a video game

Until those NTSA fines are for matatus, we are just wasting each other’s time.

all roads lead back to the blunt

That upwards puff is respectful stoner etiquette

*Forehead kiss to let her know I'm home *Taking the baby to the cot bed *Piggieback her to the bed *Turn on the PS8😭😭😭

mom and dad getting old and im not a multi-millionaire yet

me in my room every night thinking of how to turn my $20 to $20 million in 12hrs

Once l light my blunt idc, idk & idgaf