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If He Doesn’t nut In The First 5minutes he Masturbated before You Arrived.

🗣️ Andrey Santos: "I’m very happy with our performance [against Port Vale], it was a big win and a good performance. Now we have to move on and recover well, because next week we have another big game." ~ @ChelseaFC

Dj Tunez and Poco Lee vibing to Davido’s with you at Obi’s house moments before fight with Burna boy

Every time I hear "But you said the same thing about Gittens". I still don't doubt the boy's ability. We should learn to give kids adaptation time before judging them. Till tomorrow, I believe he has a more well-rounded skill set than Garnacho as a LW. If Chelsea want to sell one of the two, I will be surprised if they decide to sell Gittens. The boy will come good; it's only a matter of time. Look at how many years it took Doku to settle down at City. At Chelsea, it's always now or never for some people, with zero context. I still see a serious talent. He just needs time to adapt and gain confidence. Every youngster adapts differently; what matters is the ability he has that you are trying to maximise. When Gittens finally settles down, you will see what I'm saying.

burna boy na confam pxssy boy, dem say him carry 10 people go meet only dj tunez😭🤣 dj tunez still slap am join.

For me, sign Rudiger and Senesi on free transfers. Loan out Acheampong. Sell Badiashile and Tosin. Keep Chalobah as a versatile squad player. If a good offer comes in for Fofana, sell him. If we miss out on Senesi, sign van Hecke.

🚨🗣️ Vincent Kompany: ​"We were eliminated by INTER last season because we had NINE injuries."

This is how Michael Olise came to Madrid 😩😊

“Olise is better than Lamine Yamal” Alright we will see it vs Real Madrid I’m patient

Never add milk to Coca Cola before S3X. You’ll hurt her. 🥹🙏🏾Thank you.🥲

I really respect the energy Medikal is putting into the TGMA Artiste of the year campaign. his people are marketing heavy, and he’s lowkey pushed himself ahead of others meanwhile, other nominees are too quiet. it’s like some are too laidback about the awards. it makes me wonder - why file for nominations only to go silent once you’re nominated?

‼️Chelsea convinced Valentin Barco to join by guaranteeing that he will be the cornerstone of the club’s project. ~ @AndiOnrubia

Dear @ChelseaFC He finally did it, stressed me with a million questions but he did it. Your third generation chelae fan. Now I can go to work

🚨 Journalist: “Is it easy to manage Mbappé, Dembélé or Olise with France?” 🇫🇷🗣️ Didier Deschamps: “I have an advantage—they’re good… the problem is managing players who think they’re good but actually aren’t that good.” 😁 Who is he talking about? 🤣🤔

🗣️ Andrey Santos: "An ambition for many players is to be in the World Cup with their national team – it’s the same for me. But I know that first I have to work very hard here at Chelsea to help us achieve our targets."

The only reason there's a Gerrard, Lampard and Scholes debate is because one played for Chelsea. If Lampard had his career in Utd or Liverpool, they'll say he's greater than Pele.

🚨Full Story -Burna boy went to meet Dj tunez at the DJ Booth - He Slapped Tunez -Tunez Landed A blow on his Face - Burna Ran to Call manny and his thugs -Then they all Jumped Dj tunez

No one ever landed on the moon and today’s Artemis mission proves that point. They STILL CANT LAND ON THE MOON.

Chelsea U21 are top of the Premier League 2. They are on a run of 7 wins and 1 draw in their last 8 games in all competitions. Chelsea U18, who are beating Arsenal U18 2-0 at half time, are 2 points behind Spurs U18 with a game in hand. The inconsistency of the senior team has overshadowed the progress the academy teams are making. We are getting it right at the academy level. Hopefully, the men's team will follow soon.