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When yo pirate friend wants to join in 😭

I think they nailed it

tax in the uk is basically a monthly subscription you can’t cancel to a product that never works. like paying for netflix except the movies don’t play and 5 strangers are streaming on your account for free. try to leave and they send you a threatening letter. world class service

This made me smile #nasa #oil #clangers @NASA

If those astronauts go around the moon and can find no trace of Lisa Stansfield’s baby then I really think that’s it, we’ve exhausted all lines of enquiry

I am working a 13hour shift tomorrow at £767 gross. It looks big but would take 40%, NI 2% Take home appro £445. Grossly UK pays well but Tax takes everything. Instead of fighting for pay increase, I think tax reduction should be the fight.

Your Dad waiting for you all to get in the bloody car.

So the minimum wage just went up and the government is very proud of itself. Here is what they are not telling you. Your wage goes up. Your tax goes up. Your National Insurance goes up. HMRC takes its cut before you see a penny of that £1,500. Now your employer is paying more for every single person on their books. They are not absorbing that. Nobody absorbs that. So prices go up. The coffee you buy on the way to work costs more. The lunch you grab costs more. The haircut costs more. All of it costs more because the people serving you are now on higher wages too, and their employers did exactly the same thing. So you got a pay rise, and everything got more expensive at the same time. Almost like it cancelled out. If they actually wanted workers to keep more money they would cut their tax. That's it. That's the whole idea. But that would mean the government collecting less. So instead they raise the minimum wage, taking a cut on the way in and benefit from the price rises on the way out through VAT, and call it a historic day for working people.

Thanks for ending the meeting 4 minutes early and “giving me some time back.” Now I can finally pursue my passions

The terrible thing I said is that 100% of everyone who has ever been pregnant is a woman, whether they like it or not. Almost as bad as saying that everyone who has ever been born was born of a woman. How very could I? goodlawproject.org/ofcom-will-hol…

The UK government calls £50,271 a “high earner” in London for tax purposes. The UK housing market calls £50k “not enough for a mortgage deposit in London.” Make it make sense.

Thank you @sharrond62 thank you @Riley_Gaines_ thank you @ThePosieParker Thank you to the amazing women who sacrificed BBC contracts / lucrative contracts / any work to stand up for real women. Little girls stand on YOUR shoulders

Trees are good

Pfizer’s former chief toxicologist Dr Helmut Sterz states in evidence to the German Parliament that the Covid ‘vaccine’ caused 200 deaths within weeks of rollout Dr Sterz estimates 60000 Germans died from the Pfizer ‘vaccine’ he says ‘it should never have been approved “ 💥

I don’t believe McSwindle had his iPhone stolen. 🤷🏼‍♂️