Joyy✨.

“Dear” has to be one of the most irritating things you can call me.

If girl no send you (again) you no even need stress before you notice unless you blind. I like them gan, them no Dey fake am.

THINGS I DONT DEBATE WITH MEN : 1. Abortion 2. Breastfeeding 3. Menstruation 4. Female body hair 5. Birth Control 6. Access to feminine hygiene products Why? Because NONE of those involve the male body & therefore don't create any valid MALE OPINIONS

Sadly forever traumatized by the fact that when life gets hard for men, the first thing they let go of is the woman.

Went to the Oreo website and hit accept all cookies. Now we wait.

I almost ignored the call. Unknown number, 7:12pm. I was tired, not in the mood for “network provider promo” or “you’ve won something.” It rang again. I answered. “Hello… is this Elizabeth?” My heart skipped a beat. Only people who *knew me* would say my name like that. “Yes… who is this?” Silence. Then a gentle laugh. “It’s me. From 2019… You helped me.” I searched my memory thoroughly. Nothing. “You paid for my exam fee,” she said. “WAEC. I was crying that day.” Then it suddenly came back to me. Rainy afternoon. A girl I barely knew. I almost walked past her. “I just wanted to tell you… I graduated today.” I didn’t realise I was crying until she said, “Thank you for not ignoring me that day.” After the call ended, I sat there for a long time. Because the truth is… I almost *did* ignore her that day. Sometimes, the smallest act can become someone else’s turning point.

Bsc. Mathematics Education (Nigeria)- 4 years scholarship by the Lagos State Govt; CGPA 3.5/4.0 MSc. Mathematical Engineering (Italy 🇮🇹) Eramsus fully funded scholarship ; CGPA 109/110 MSc. Nanotechnology (Poland 🇵🇱)- Erasmus scholarship 4.5/5.0 PhD Mathematics (US 🇺🇸) - Current

"Remove my name from the class sweeping rota, i have asthma go and ask the DOS"

My mom was taken off oxygen today.🥹 Doctors said she’ll be able to go home soon, I’m fucking happy.😭😭

Go back to your ex, forgive one another, and be happy again.

For your sanity, let it end. You’ll be fine.

You can’t breadcrumb a girl who feeds herself full meals.

Ladies I ordered us some new men. They will be here next Thursday.

No man is putting their life on hold for a woman and I want women to stop putting their life on hold for men.

y’all downplay marriage so bad .. but i can’t wait to be a MRS 🫶🏾 happy, healthy, & wealthy.

Real Madrid 2026 Jersey @realmadrid I made this with my hands from 18 balls of yarns in 240 hours.

everything was clear but i was stupid

I was made for a smart man. That’s the only way I’m interested, critical thinking, sharp on your feet, all of the things…

Girls, please PICK THE GENTLE ONE. The kind one. The one who brings you peace. The protective one. The one who is sure of you. The one who respects you. The one who understands your silence.. The one who sees your heart without judgment. The one who holds your dreams with care.

ain't loving no man at his lowest anymore, see you when you up bitch