LA Metro

Tip: if you ride @metrolosangeles with valuables, keep a tight grip on them while you snooze. #discman #nofilter

@latimes it's a pizza wrapped in a taco wrapped in a burrito and served in a bag of chili. #snl

What's the best outfit you've seen on the train recently? Here is one to get you started. #morepatternsmoremoney

On @metrolosangeles the driver wished us a "happy and safe" Father's Day. Is safety a key concern on this necktie-giving holiday?

This guy should be required to buy ten train passes because that's how many seats his cologne takes up.

Breaking News: Facebook buys the Blue Line for $12 and a quart of PBR.

Pretty sure I just walked through someone's cloud of methane while boarding the Blue Line.

Service update: Slowdowns due to train being hijacked by a snail. Expect delays up to 25 minutes as engineers fight back with pesticide.

Style Alert: Cell phones are the new ghetto blasters.

Blue like actually running on schedule for once. Yippee! Has the pumpkin turned back into a chariot? Thanks fairy godmother.

Blue Line delays continue. Use your feet or ride a turtle as an alternative.

Hope you like snuggling with strangers, because that's what you'll be doing on your northbound Blue Line ride this morning. #PervertParadise

Expect über delays on Blue Line people ... This might be a day to ride your bike. It would be faster. Trust me.

The clock may say it's 4:59, but it's apparently 4:20 on the Blue Line. yfrog.com/gyc6dmij

[pic] Now that's a cellphone: http://yfrog.com/h4r13rjj

@Uhmanduh yay for ShAmy!

Smells like a mall in the 7th Street Station. And not even the food court. More like the outside of Claire's or something.

Overheard on the bus: "School taught me to read pretty good, but I learned much more in prison."

Blue line running every 20 min through Wednesday, even in rush hour. See also: start your Christmas vacation early and stay home.

Blue line delays continue this morning. Metro's Christmas gift to you! In other news, pack your nose plugs. Rain+train=ass