Graham of Thrones

“January’s a bit depressing, isn’t it?” said Piglet. “What does depressing mean?” asked Pooh. “You know,” said Piglet. “Like Eeyore.” “Oh no,” said Pooh. “It’s not as bad as that.”

Pooh and Piglet walked and walked for hours and hours but no matter how far they walked, they didn’t seem to get anywhere… “What did you say this place was called?” asked Pooh. “IKEA,” said Piglet.

After three hours on a log with a naked bear, Piglet was beginning to regret swiping right.

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Chapter 72 Celeste drew back the tapestry to reveal an old man at the controls of a huge machine. Suddenly the Pope vanished! “A hologram!” exclaimed Langdon. “But why?” The old man cackled evilly. “I needed those items,” he grinned, “So I can create my Zombie Tom Hanks Army!!”

Chapter One The phone rang. Strong-jawed, grey-eyed Professor of Viral Symbology at Harvard University, Robert Langdon, 52, picked up the receiver with a manly right hand and answered it. “Langdon,” he said, handsomely. “What’s the problem?”

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@HamillHimself I think this deserves a little push... twitter.com/PaulRigbywrite…

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This promises to be a new classic. Looking forward to someone turning it into a musical!

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