Michael Melamedoff

@HiltonHotels arrived at the Logan in Philadelphia yesterday with family only to have our room unavail at scheduled check-in for hours. Hotel’s manager told me he couldn’t address my concerns+directed me to an operations manager who hasn’t returned my calls/emails since yesterday

@RichardBlais Cocktail!!

I’m working the front desk at the hotel you just checked into, would you like a warm cookie, a welcome cocktail or points?

@TaraAnsley Just took my kiddos to ET on the big screen. The best

People are always like how do you intro kids to horror ? This is what I would do personally lol Kids - ET Tweens - Close Encounters Teens - FIRE IN THE SKY What are some other horror intro steps into greatness ?

Had a blast directing this promo!!! Check out Vacation Baby on YouTube

@JetBlue - the gate attendant for long delayed flight 1874 today scolded tired passengers like kids for not lining up neatly enough, then intentionally delayed boarding to teach us a lesson. When I aired my complaints she tried to make an example of me. Disappointed

@kellyccooper Have we discussed drugs?

Need to have more fun. Need some ideas.

My favourite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

It’s a Very Richard Scarry world out there bbc.com/news/av/world-…

@mikekelton Let’s just make our own

This summer, while auditioning for a Ghost Hunting show, I was asked what set of skills I would bring to the team. I said, “fun”. I haven’t heard back from them yet.

REPORTER: Is this unfair to people who paid their student loans or chose not to take out loans? BIDEN: Is it fair to people who, in fact, do not own multi-billion-dollar businesses if they see one of these guys getting all the tax breaks? Is that fair? What do you think?

@kellyccooper I’ve registered the trademark. Let’s go make sweet merch

@MelamedoffFilms This needs to be a t shirt

One thing Joan didion did *not* mention about Sacramento is that everyone here has an athletic build

@kellyccooper Run, River. Then Lift

@MelamedoffFilms Slouching toward Sports Authority

The dramedy WEAKNESS (2010) starring Bobby Cannavale, Danielle Panabaker & June Diane Raphael has been released on Blu-ray entertainment-factor.blogspot.com/2022/07/weakne… #bluray #weakness #weaknessmovie #comedy #bobbycannavale #daniellepanabaker @MelamedoffFilms @dpanabaker @MsJuneDiane

That Jonathan Allen wanted to have dinner with Hitler, Michael Jackson and his grandfather begs the question “what human atrocity did his grandfather commit?”

@SeanTwoNames @Allison2Names Congrats!!

On 11/29 - exactly 3 years after moving to LA - I'll start as a staff writer in my first room. Thanks to everyone who's given me advice, read my work, met me for drinks, or passed my material around. More than anything, thanks to @Allison2Names for believing in me 🙌🏾🔥

It’s short for Meta-stasis

Hey I’m on a podcast again!

@justinecotsonas Great list!Also makes me think of CHANCES ARE which I found so delightful