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@rawsalerts This will be me

Fuck you, Mingo. I’m not helping you.

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Why did he feel like he had to say it 7 times

This idiot actually went live and had his girlfriend sit down on his stream with what looked like a black eye just a few hours after he smacked her twice. We caught this VOD live before he took it down.

Faker reveals that T1 is his favorite LCK team of all time

Girl snooping on a guy’s phone after he has sex with her and sees “Pussy lore” and “pussy ending explained” in his search history

you CANNOT fucking do this to your cat. it’s so fucking dangerous. he’s going to bounce too high and enter outer space

The minimum wage in Pennsylvania is $7.25 an hour. A regular Auntie Anne’s soft pretzel at the mall is $7.29. Imagine telling someone an hour of their time is worth less than a pretzel.

"If we reduce the number of employees for better short-term financial results, employee morale will decrease. I sincerely doubt employees who fear that they may be laid off will be able to develop software titles that could impress people around the world." - Satoru Iwata

Easy way to have sex with a 10 without spending any money: Step 1: Post on Hinge that you need a date for the game and that the tickets are courtside seats. Step 2: Take out a personal loan, leverage your organs as collateral, and buy the tickets ($4,200). Step 3: Tell her to wear something tight and pick her up in a Porsche (if you don’t have a Porsche, rent one). Step 4: When you get to the game, ask what she wants to drink and say “be right back.” Go to the bathroom and put $4,200 on red on your phone. If it loses, double down. If that loses, triple down. If that loses, don’t panic—follow Step 5. Step 5: Go back to the seats and tell her that the bar at the stadium doesn’t accept Bitcoin. Ask her if you can use her Amex. She will be impressed, say yes, and hand you her wallet. Then use her Amex to quadruple down, and if needed, quintuple down. There’s no way you can lose five times in a row, right? Then go back to the seats and say, “You’re not going to believe this, but someone tried to steal your wallet. I chased him down, but he got away.” Act very sorry and sad. She will believe you, admire you for trying, and be happy to go home with you.

Warzone streamer Jordan Sisco has been accused of hitting his girlfriend after he idiotically spilled a drink on his new gaming PC.

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MW19 is an amazing Call of Duty when you just stay in the menu and watch your character walk for infinity while having the soundtrack blast.