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𝒊 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒛𝒆 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆 , ✘ 𝓱𝒐𝒍𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒘𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒔 .. ´-
𝒊'𝒎 𝓯𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 ! ; 𝒊 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 '𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝓷𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏' ,
𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒊𝒕'𝒔 𝓬𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒐𝒖𝒕 , ··· 𝒊𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝓽𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 ,
❖ 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝓪𝒄𝒕 𝓸𝒖𝒕 .. ?
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Shoving my nose in a robotgirls crotch and pits and this is what i smell
Danielle Baskin@djbaskin
I learned that WD-40 supposedly contains vanillin which is why it smells vaguely like vanilla, so I tried making it into a candle scent and added notes of ozone, grease, and citrus for acidity
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but i'm not qualified! i don't even have a college degree!! or any!
ᴀɪɢɪꜱ 💕@ORGIAUSSY
Scientists are working around the clock to define the data . . . In the meantime, you are welcome to try and run a few tests yourself .
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woah that's
wet
slimy even
ᴀɪɢɪꜱ 💕@ORGIAUSSY
Scientists have successfully reconstructed what such a sound might be like. . .
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plapgis (sound made when plapping aigis)
ᴀɪɢɪꜱ 💕@ORGIAUSSY
›»⟩ Gotta get my interactions up, weh
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genuinely how i feel once i get the ball rolling on my oc lore
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐀𝐓 𝐁𝐎𝐘 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐎𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄!
ACT QUICKLY!
[𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐇𝐈𝐌]
[𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐊𝐄 𝐇𝐈𝐌]
[𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄]
[𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐇 𝐇𝐈𝐌]
Choose wisely.
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I Dine in, now now take-out, forks up, now forks down!
Buffet, buffet, think I'll have dessert now!
Keep eatin', eatin', eatin', eatin' (Yum!)
Keep eatin', eatin', eatin', eatin' (Waiter?)
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that one vc in the discord server where there's only two people and they're both screensharing
GIF
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Tweets from the 13th century
#PlaguePosting
❥ hazel ︻デ═一@BluebriarArts
Leaned in to kiss my bf while watching a movie and accidentally coughed up blood on his face
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If you’re high, PLEASE watch this
ElBuni@therealbuni
En polonia, unos jabalies se colaron en un barrio y se fueron perseguidos por un robot
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this is the most bland, sauceless petplay scene i’ve ever had the displeasure of viewing. this is the kink equivalent of boiled chicken with salt on it
.@furyofthegodz
Can I say something
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