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@thehill A Paris-Ivanka ticket could sell a SHIT-TON of shoes!

Paris for President? Hilton talks her political future

@thehill That's the one to watch. The GOP will take out ALL the stops to steal that one!

Talarico leads Paxton by 3 points in Texas Senate race: Poll thehill.com/homenews/campa…

@thehill Does anyone care what the turkey-necked loofa perv thinks?

O’Reilly on Los Angeles mayoral race results: ‘Every thinking person knows that it’s suspicious’ thehill.com/homenews/campa…

@thehill Even when Leon Skum becomes a trillionaire, he'll still slavishly lick Trump's ass. Why?

California’s elections are dangerously slow thehill.com/homenews/campa…

@thehill Gee whiz, was it the brain worm that gave people pause?

Poll: Trust in federal health agencies dropped sharply during Trump’s first year thehill.com/policy/healthc…

@TheHillEvents @AAAEDelivers What Todd is saying is that he wishes we could use slave labor like those lucky Egyptians did.

“They built the Great Pyramids of Egypt faster than they built a runway in Seattle. It took 14 years just to get through permitting.” — Todd Hauptli (@AAAEDelivers) #TheHillHealth twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@thehill But most of them still agree that Trump is exceptional, exceptionally fat that is.

Fewer Americans see US as exceptional ahead of 250th birthday: Survey thehill.com/blogs/in-the-k…

@thehill MAGA slaves just can't accept that they suck profoundly hard and everyone hates them. They also can't accept the oft-repeated fact that an endorsement from Fatso is like a nail in a candidate's coffin.

Pratt: Hundreds of thousands of votes still outstanding in LA mayor election thehill.com/homenews/campa…

@thehill Anybody tired of all this winning yet?

US military disable oil tanker violating blockade: Centcom thehill.com/policy/defense…

@thehill By the logic, the MAGA army and GOP must be full of weak, sniveling cowards with low self-esteem then, because they agree to EVERYTHING Fatso wants and then beg to lick his ass even more.

Trump: Iran has not agreed on peace deal because they’re ‘strong,’ ‘proud’ thehill.com/policy/interna…

@thehill I hear the ghosts of Charlie and Ashli will be there whistling God Save the King through their neck holes. Satan agreed to let them perform, in a deal brokered by Fred Trump. Interesting side note: Fred Trump was arrested at a Ku Klux Klan demonstration in 1927.

Trump announces musical acts for Freedom 250 rally: ‘We don’t want singers with no talent’ thehill.com/blogs/in-the-k…

@thehill Dang! I was really hoping they'd call it the Ministry of Peace.

House GOP moves to codify Hegseth’s ‘Department of War’ name change thehill.com/policy/defense…

@thehill Lib: "I'm glad I have plenty of resources thanks to my good life decisions." Jan-6er: "I had to pawn my truck nuts to pay for drunk-driving school!!! AND THE GUB'MINT SHOULD HAVE TO PAY FOR IT BECAUSE THEM LIBS WAS PICKIN' ON ME!!!"

6 GOP senators vote to block Trump from reviving ‘anti-weaponization’ fund thehill.com/homenews/senat…

@thehill "As his administration defends its legality, it has increasingly emphasized a national security need for the ballroom in the wake of two recent shootings near the president’s location."

Appeals court majority appears sympathetic to White House ballroom challenge thehill.com/regulation/cou…

@MonBreeden What utter bs!

🔥 Is This Electioneering?? Poll worker denies a voter a ballot for wearing a MAGA hat. Electioneering rules vary by state; some strictly prohibit candidate gear inside polling places, while others are more lenient on slogans like ‘MAGA’. ✨Always check your local laws before heading to vote. (List of states attached)

They are still counting and adding ballots 😣😱 #cheaters

@carimeli Strawman much?

America First 🇺🇸❤️🇺🇸✨🙏🏻

Here’s Bernie six years ago claiming that humanity only had about six years left to stop the existential threat of climate change. All we had to do to save the planet was pass his $30 trillion Green New Deal. 😂

@RL9631 Looks like another Trump pardon will be handed out soon.

🚨BREAKING NEWS: A California tech executive has been charged with conspiring to illegally supply more than 250 tons of U.S. networking and encryption technology to Iran's military and nuclear programs by routing shipments through the UAE over the past decade. Prosecutors allege 63-year-old Iranian-American Jamshid Ghomi concealed his involvement, earned millions from the scheme, and of course failed to report income generated through his business dealings with Iran, which is illegal.

I used to believe that Donald Trump was simply an exceptional president. But then, I watched in real time as the Mainstream Media (mainstream media), the FBI, intelligence agencies, the CIA, Big Tech, and the entire Washington establishment joined forces in an unprecedented campaign to destroy a single man. The numerous lawsuits, the two impeachments, the endless hoaxes including the Russia one, the Mar-a-Lago raid, the gag orders, the efforts to remove him from the ballot, the attempts to bankrupt him and throw him in prison... all of that was aimed at preventing him from returning to power. Two attempts on his life followed. With 92% of media coverage being negative toward him while 78% of that for Kamala was positive, he managed to secure a convincing victory in the last election. How do you explain that? That's when it became undeniable for me: no one faces this level of coordinated and hysterical opposition unless they represent a true existential threat to the system... The system we all know is corrupt and broken. Ordinary politicians don't trigger this kind of coordinated panic. At that moment, I stopped thinking of him as a great president. He is the greatest of all time.