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I raise you sending traps but acting like you don't know the pictures are suggestive. "Is this top too tight?" And it's your entire breast in their face.

I have worked in an organization where every morning we stock the fridge with both alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks for staff. But we had one rule: No alcohol consumption until 5 pm. Interestingly everyone complied but guess what happens at 5 pm?

Always remember: Jeffrey Epstein only got exposed because 2 girls had an argument in highschool.

If I fucked you while you were fat or ugly You posed to Give that pussy up when you Glow Up too Bitch I believed in You‼️

Same with praying.

My Dad traveled to Abia for a wedding and he was lamenting seriously when he came back😂 he said he didn’t use his power bank for once throughout his stay there. He slept with light and woke up with light. My Dad was really thinking about relocating to Abia state coz of light😂

Abacha was many things but you know people could actually go to their farms and come back alive. They could farm and eat what they cultivated.

There's no SPORT where Athleticism doesn't trump every other thing

The truth is, despite she hating her brother. She secretly wish to have a man like him whom she will call a “real man”.

Foden should be 4th in line for an attacking 8/10 spot behind Jude, Palmer & Rogers. Foden’s most useful role is now as backup to Kane as a false 9 because the other English strikers now Ivan Toney (definitely the 2nd best English 9) has been ostracised, are not good enough.

AHHH UNA NO KNOW WETIN UNA DON DO FOR ME WITH THIS INFO 😂😂😂😂😂😂

They just have to bring back 1899 coke and place a huge prize tag on it and let classism do its work.

Just like that term don finish. Term during our time was like 13 months or so, I really don’t understand school of these days 🤧

One time at the office, as at Feb 2023, i overheard a female colleague telling a new employee(female) that "if you must talk to someone about your relationship problems, make sure its not Zoey you go to." She thought I didn't hear what she said because I had my headset on. But I wasn't playing any music. That lady still came to me for an advice that same year. She did what I counseled her & I know she'll save her man from financial depression one day. Let me briefly us the story. This lady had a new boyfriend and he usually give her 50k every month just for upkeep. So she told me about it. (This was a month later after my colleague had told her not to come to me for an advice). So she came to me during lunch, we just spoke a little, the conversation entered into relationship, then she told me about her new boyfriend, how that he usually give her 50k every month. Then I asked her if she really liked him. She said yes. Then I asked her if she could do me a favour? She said yes! I said. Always save 30k in a different account for him and keep 20k for yourself, your salary covers for your needs per month. So whenever he sends you 50k, transfer 30k into that separate account. Keep doing it, it will save your boyfriend when he least expected it and it will increase your value in his site and it will plant a seed in his heart that will flourish for a lifetime concerning you. — This is if truly you love him enough to do this challenge. She accepted to start doing it. She opened a UBA account, according to her she's been sending 36k into the account. Fast forward to last month, i requested for the bank statement of that account, she sent the PDF to me the total amount there is N1.3M in that account. I encouraged her and told her that this money will come in handy when he needs it the most. Men sometimes can be too careless with money when they have much with them. They tend to give too much or spend too much on their women which is not bad, but a wise woman will save some to protect his back from touching the ground during the days of crises. If I don't have her best interest at heart, I wouldn't have given her this challenge to do. The last thing I'll ever do to my fellow woman, is to lie to her. I'll tell you the truth even if I'll have to hold your hands to say it. This lady and her boyfriend are planning their Wedding this year August, and I'm a guest. My counsel to her was on "Financial Backbone of your husband", a lot was said and I believe her husband-to-be is in safe hands. One thing I love about this lady, is that she's the type who is teachable. Let me stop here. Thanks for Reading 📚 📖 this far... The End.

Tuchel gotta get his shit together cause i’m comfy to run decontextualised prop that Carrick coaches better synergy between the midfield unit than he does

I want Michael Carrick to get the job. He has changed the system and improved the players he has inherited. He plays them to THEIR strengths. People say it’s Ole all over again but if he had got the players HE wanted he might still be here now. If that’s old school so be it 🤷🏼‍♂️

Killing creativity is killing football. They have forced everybody to be doing tiki-taka.

imagine if this handler joined in the roasting few days ago. girls dodged a bomb

Few months after you get the job that’s when you know that the person who interviewed you is not all that 😂😂

Fans who for 14 months were making excuse after excuse to justify finishing 15th, losing to Spurs in a Europa final, losing to Grimsby & getting knocked out of the Carabao, having a 32% win rate are now finding the prospect of Carrick as the permanent manager to be an unbearable thought. Now suddenly they are concerned about things like standards and morals. Interesting case study of the human mind.