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GOD is able || Finance 🎓 || Farmer 🐄 || Plants and floral arrangements 💐

Entrou em Şubat 2015

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S.🎧@1ssve·1d

Every “urgent” task in corporate has the same ending: 3 days of silence once you submit it

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Juliu§eizeLikeMe@_juk_a·2d

That phase in employment when you start wondering how people do this shit for 40+ years<<<

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JUST MIH™@HUMUORn·2d

Samson waking up with a taper fade while being surrounded by philistines 😂

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Lissa♥️♥️@lizzkelly7·2d

The fake urgency created in corporate life for absolutely no reason is one of the worst things humans have invented.

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dinaledi aligning 💜@____justsihle·2d

Standing THAT close to the train as it approaches? Yoh the Gautrain guards would end your entire bloodline 😭😭😭😭😭

Crime Net@TRIGGERHAPPYV1

This man found a cheat code by clinging to the trains door to cut in line and get a seat fist

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emma@do_not_test_me·3d

i could look up the word “the” using gmail’s search function and it would gleefully tell me i have never sent or received an email containing that word in my entire life

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Sylent Bell 💎⛓️@SylentBell·4d

Fun fact: You can speak to the REAL Jesus for free in prayer anytime, anywhere, anyday.👀

Dexerto@Dexerto

Tech company Just Like Me has launched an AI Jesus avatar users can talk to for $1.99 per minute The AI, based on The Chosen actor Jonathan Roumie, can pray with users, speak multiple languages, and remember past conversations

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Mark 15:35@TinaZinhle·8 Nis

nothing bores me more than spending girl money on non-girly things like why am buying an adaptor?

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KUTTTHROAT⚔️@Kgothatsoxo·8 Nis

Insane marketing strategy

Dexerto@Dexerto

A KitKat truck with 'presidential-level' protection was spotted in Canada, surrounded by four black SUVs with red flags The stunt comes weeks after 12 tons of the bars were stolen

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