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wtf was that first save, just bring him to old Trafford man😭😭

E get as babe go don already know say you be mumu before she go fit send you this kind message.

Ngl Amad was moving like real time prime Messi man, wtf😭😭

I've BEEN mad about this

No matter how much i smile with you, if you were part of those responsible for bringing Buhari into power, whether via your activism, politics or vote, i harbor resentment against you.

a world cup co-hosted by mexico, a spanish speaking country, and reporters are banned from asking questions in spanish like do you know how ridiculous racist and weird you have to be to push for only english at a global event

Script just landed in my inbox…

This Germany Curacao game shows why the expanded World Cup is so embarrassing. Can you imagine a serious team losing 7-1 to Germany before all these new teams were let in?

My goat is about to explain himself when he gets home. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Pubs Les hymnes Pub 20min de jeu Pub 25min de jeu 15mins de pub 20min de jeu Pub 25 mins de jeu Pub Trop de foot dans mes pubs

Fuck you mean Mexico is hosting the WC but can’t ask questions in Spanish. What kind of bullshit is that

Omo! Do you people know how insane it is for terrorists to kidnap a retired general, kill him and then return his body in a handover ceremony where they took pictures knowing they'd leave unchallenged? Do you people know what kind of trouble we are in?

Commentator: I think Japan thinks they're taller than they really are, because whenever they get a corner kick, they kick it high and the Dutch, who are taller obviously headbutt it away *2 minutes later* Japan shoots another corner kick, teammate jumps and actually headbutts it into the net Equalizing the score (2-2) Commentator: I owe an apology to Japan

This job wey NDC give Theo go really hard am. 😂 Oshiomole claimed that insecurity under Peter Obi was high in Anambra because of the presence of Bakassi boys. As the media communicator of the NDC, Theo was expected to debunk the propaganda and sell Peter Obi's track records in security. Instead, the guy started going round, speaking grammar and beating around the bush with sprinkles of NDC. As the guy failed to make the defense, Obidients rolled up their sleeves and immediately thrashed the propaganda by themselves. I'm just finding out now that the Bakassi ended in 2002, under Mbadinuju's tenure. And after Peter Obi's crackdown on criminality, the Nigeria Police declared Anambra the safest state in Nigeria. Obidients no dey gree ooo

All 48 teams should organise and agree not to stop playing when the ref calls for a tv ad break. Screw FIFA. This, of course, won’t happen. But it should.

No one calls Netherlands “holland” anymore. Growing up that used to be a thing.

🚨 LA DISCIPLINE JAPONAISE... C'EST TROP !!! 🇯🇵😭😭 Au Japon, les supporters attendent le FEU ROUGE pour se rassembler et faire la fête... et quand il repasse AU VERT, ils s'écartent pour laisser passer les voitures. 🤩

Media is one of the great evils of the world.