Ur Klan

It's not social oppression that moves wild-eyed revolutionaries; it's

The reason why worry kills more people than work does is that more

A dry sense of humor is better than slobbering everywhere

be certain that that will be the right thing nine times out of ten.

just look at the average television evangelist.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with

Yea, though I walk thru the valley of the shadow of death, I shall

"I'w nevew be youw beast of buwden...."!Rolling Fudds

I thought I was a wit, and I was half right.

Hiya, Doc! What's cookin'? - Data

YOU VACUOUS STUFFY-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!

A scone is a biscuit that's gone to college.

Better one true friend than a hundred relatives.

Hong Kong, Son of King Kong

Gun Control: Ability to hit what you aim at!

percent.

Beware of all enterprises requiring new clothes.

When all else is lost, the future still remains.

Why don't gods come with pull-down menus and online help?

Anger is never without an argument, or with a good one.