Absolutely Hammered

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Phillies win. Jhoan Duran strikes out the side to remain perfect.

@lacizzle8 they get a pass.

these bozos slept through Duran’s entrance

Alec Bohm is so bad. before the season I was hopeful they could give him a qualifying offer and get a pick out of it. the chances of that right now are like 0.0003%

if Adolis doesn't homer here they should just release him.

I know this sounds really stupid, but I still think Trea has a wild hot streak in him to at least normalize his numbers somewhat.

tie game.

2 runs. that's game.

who's ready for tonight.

Two more hits today for Phillies 17-year old prospect Francisco Renteria. He singled at 105.8 mph up the middle in the third, and tripled to the right-center gap at 102.6 mph in the ninth. I got him at 11.92 seconds first to third despite pulling up going into third

I’ve already seen two different backstories on AJ that read like fan-fics

@PhilsTailgate "there's a lot of other things to do than just watch baseball.” like what.

Bryce Harper on a labor talks: “It's not like '94, where there was nothing else to do. It's not just, 'Oh, baseball's here.' No, there's a lot of other things to do than just watch baseball.”

@JohnStolnis jacking off.

One other frustrating aspect of the Phillies' current situation... Dombrowski took over as head of baseball ops for the 2021 season. We're in season No. 6. Where is the promised improvement in the farm system? It's still a bottom-10 system. There are no star players on the horizon other than Aidan Miller, and he may not play baseball this year with a bad back. What has everyone been doing these last six years?

The Phillies went 4-2 in California which is most important, but they also ranked 30th for the week in BA, 30th in OBP and 29th in SLG, hitting .169/.229/.339.