FREELIFER

Me and this girl agreed to “have a talk” tomorrow. So of course I got a haircut for it.

girl set camera dey shake nyash in her undies, you still dey chase her for true love e get boys wey be generational fools

If I tell you say I understand wetin I dey do with my life na lie

helping my unemployed friend look for a job in order to reduce the amount of reels they send me

Nothing comes close to Yves Saint Laurent

When the group chat is talking geopolitics and the unemployed mf starts typing

Justin Bieber lived long enough to see straight men defending him 😭

i dey tell Wizkid my problems he dey laugh me 🤣

My goal is to get overly famous, shine for a couple years..then fake my death ⚰

Born on April 16, 1965, Martin Lawrence became one of the biggest comedy stars of the 90s through his hit sitcom Martin and films like Bad Boys, Blue Streak, Life, Big Momma's House, and Nothing to Lose. 🙏🏽 Happy 61st birthday to Martin Lawrence. 🐐 🎉

They walked past their dogs to see if they could recognize their owners from a distance 🥹

Me: babe i want to eat pizza (Sends money) Him: baby let me see the pizza you bought Me:

Me when my man’s team is losing 🥺

woman fit naked for my front now make I give am slap

Omo una dey go downstairs? Una guide o

I fit fry 3 eggs plus the heat for Accra

You don’t need that HDMI to connect your laptop to your TV. Press Windows+K

🤣the MPs have actually managed to get this 20k lie to stick. They earn 60k basic plus allowances, it’s over 70k (tax not factored)

Our priority should be making politics unprofitable

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