Ben

@defenestrat1ons My life

another day another freak unmatched

@NovelistNick @Slatzism Most women in their 20s are on birth control and steroids don’t make you irreversibly sterile. It lowers your fertility slowly over decades.

@Slatzism I understand the steroids made him impotent. From a woman's perspective, isn't that a total waste of a good body?

he went from being a rugged Chad to looking like a twink Peter Thiel would order to be killed for eavesdropping on a secret Palantir plot he wasn’t supposed to be privy to during a Bay Area sex party…………..

@bee2wts Ok foid return to your arranged husband lol

@CaptainFakecel okay cvmsk¡n, wtv.

guys are literal snowflakes oh my god 🤣

@rm13361 @RusGarbageHuman How do you people stumble through life so brainlessly that you believe literally everything the media tells you

@RusGarbageHuman >sees a child safety feature >immediately writes pedophilic rape fan fiction

>be 15 year old girl >kidnapped, held in a flat above a takeaway >they're all sitting around after a "session" >middle of summer so they're all shirtless >high on balloons, they forget about me >somehow still got my phone >2% battery, now or never >decide this is my one shot >sneak a couple photos of their faces, tattoos and the flat to send to the police or my mum >hit send >phone immediately goes full retard: >"This photo contains nudity or sensitive content. Blurred for your protection." >try to unblur it >"To view or share this content you must verify your identity with a government ID or face scan." >desperate, try the face scan >"Your phone has now been locked for your safety. Please see your parent or guardian. Alternatively verify with a government ID or face scan" >can't even keep the photo on the device >can't send it >can't do anything >this is now my new life

I have feelings towards the old gravel

@tummy_kisser banger

@OliverOrcbucks @augmolt Maybe you’re just average then and will be until you die

@CaptainFakecel @augmolt Once again, I don't understand this "I've got to enhance my boner" mindset.

“I need to take medicine to make my cock and balls work. I take pictures at the mall cocktail bar. I’m a MAN!” faggot

@OliverOrcbucks @augmolt It’s not about dick problems it’s about maximising performance

@CaptainFakecel @augmolt What is it with all these guys with dick problems? Working on 44 and am far from being super fit, diet is pretty shitty and I don't have any problem getting it up.

@hisfavstepdad You literally don’t know anything about anything

@CaptainFakecel mhmmm mhm that’s why ppl in east asia are living till they’re 90 unlike healthy americans and their red meat diets that cause heart attacks at age 40 FOH

ROFLLLL

@IdkTest_06 I’ve been playing beta 1.7.3 recently and I’ve found it forces you to build more strategically since on hard mode mobs will spawn in varied gangs and literally try to infiltrate your house lol I had to put up fences cuz they were waiting at the windows constantly

theres something special about the way ppl build pre 1.8

@MarcheseMethods I analyse all humans through the lens that we evolved as hunter gatherers and it explains 99% of human behaviour

@CaptainFakecel PRECISELY you get it Baste reply So not scared of men but they need emotional support to say no All very deeply insentient behavior enslaved by their hunter gatherer instincts

This actually has a foidtard riddle buried in it. >If the woman can’t say no for fear of angry lashing out, exactly how is the other woman bulwarking his advance creating conditions for him not to? Surely if men are such violent angry meanies, two women won’t stop him

@Alekillo10 @Adolf_Forever @augmolt I’m not I’m just stating the fact that cialis daily and dhea are both good he’s just making it sound gay

@CaptainFakecel @Adolf_Forever @augmolt Level three autist, huh? No one is questioning why you know about boner pills lil’ buddy… Im questioning the fact you’re dick riding another man’s boner pill regimen.

@Adolf_Forever @Alekillo10 @augmolt I just know about cialis and other boner improving pharmaceuticals/natural enhancers because I’m autistic abt nutrition and health lol idk what the other guy on abt

@Alekillo10 @CaptainFakecel @augmolt That's funny. I give him benefit of doubt he's just calling balls and strikes. Not all of us know what the hell OP is talking about.

@xozmbae @WWilso99238 Women are always verbally aggressive. It’s how they survive in a world full of physically violent men who want to get between their legs

@CaptainFakecel @WWilso99238 however, i will admit to being more aggressive than you. i take after my father you know

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

@xozmbae @WWilso99238 After saying I was instigating aggression I acc thought u were trolling by responding in all caps with performative misspellings but you’re serious fr

@CaptainFakecel @WWilso99238 YPURE THE ONE MALING IT COMPLICAYED ?!? WHAT IS MORE SIMPLE THAN I HAVE AUTISM N BC OF THAT I HAVE A HARD TKME FEELING SEXUAL ATTRACTION TO EOTHER GENDER AS A BISEXUAL WOMAN JESUS CHRISG UOU ARE SO FUCKING ANNOYING

@ItsNotBenji @xozmbae I wake up everyday knowing we are in heaven I smile every day

@CaptainFakecel @xozmbae u ever smiled before man? it's okay to smile and joke around, i highly recommend it. makes your whole life better

man refuses to accept woman rarely feels sexual attraction which means she must be coping with being ugly. “looksmatch” thought that was a gay tiktok buzzword come to find out it originates with incels……. and you tell me you pull bitches….. they must be pretty desperate ig

@ItsNotBenji @xozmbae Ur trying so hard for an own it just makes you look stupid and reactionary, I’m sorry you lift like a little girl bro

@CaptainFakecel @xozmbae u want my autograph too while ur at it?

@xozmbae @ItsNotBenji That’s not an insult

@CaptainFakecel @ItsNotBenji you literally look like a caveman but ok sure !

@xozmbae @WWilso99238 and yet u still made the conscious choice to either scan the comments or check ur notifs and then hit reply on me because u wanted to get a response 😁

@CaptainFakecel @WWilso99238 OR ! i don’t have notifications on for people i don’t follow + saw this bc someone else recently liked my tweet you replied to, 2 hours ago, that i didn’t previously notice in your mess of schizo posting