Char Manton

THE THINGS I DONT DEBATE WITH MEN : 1. Abortion 2. Breastfeeding 3. Menstruation 4. Female body hair 5. Birth Control 6. Access to feminine hygiene products Why? Because NONE of those involve the male body & therefore don't create any valid MALE OPINIONS

“Scientists don’t want you to know” is a phrase that always cracks me up, because if you actually meet a scientist, they will be shaking and crying like an overexcited golden retriever, desperate to tell you everything they know.

I don't want to ever hear a conservative mention the term wasteful spending again. Ever.

Did you know that Donald Trump's son just married the daughter of Jeffrey Epstein's accountant? Well now you do.

Ken Paxton offered a man 1 day in jail for raping a little boy. Today Texas Republicans made him the GOP nominee for US Senate. The Republican Party protects people who rape kids.

ADHD time blindness is wild because “I have plenty of time” and “I’m catastrophically late” are separated by approximately three minutes.

Kadınlar bir erkekle aynı evde yaşamaktansa, kedisiyle yaşamayı tercih ediyor. Erkekler, rekabeti diğer erkeklere değil, kedilere karşı kaybettiler. Bu da durumu daha komik hale getiriyor.

Oh, so a rapist can impregnate a woman against her will and then legally kill her if she tries to get an abortion. Republicans hate women.

The idea that Talarico is politically vulnerable because of supposedly ‘woke’ comments he made about gender six years ago but Paxton isn’t politically vulnerable because of this is insane.

Adam Hoffman raped his son’s best friend for 3 years First-degree felony. Life without parole. Ken Paxton’s office gutted it to 60 days. He walked free after 30. No sex offender registration. His record scrubbed clean. Texas protects predators with power!

The difference between Iran and Vietnam is that Trump knew how to get out of Vietnam.

I love when the vet writes my cat's full name with my last name, like Yes, that is my legal child.

Can’t we just rebrand solar as “Sun Mining” and turbine farms as “Wind Extraction” to get all the soft-headed right-wing climate crisis deniers on board? It’s not like they’re smart anyway.

Pete Hegseth is a perfect example of what happens when no one ever tells you to shut the fuck up

cats will literally sit beside you during your worst days without asking you to explain anything. humans should learn that.

Shoutout to Volodymyr Zelenskyy for surviving actual assassination attempts and never demanding a ballroom once.

your cat following you into another room because it simply wants to be near you yeah. that matters more than people think.

Why are MAGA women working? Shouldn’t you be home obeying your husbands? Shouldn’t you be home homeschooling eight children and making raw milk content? Why are you running for school boards and city councils? Why are you driving? Why are you thinking independently? Shouldn’t you be busy “saving the white race”?

They even told Ms Perryman that they would call law-enforcement to prevent her from leaving quarantine. I suppose it’s not surprising…. Based on her attitude described in this piece, she’s exactly the person that should be kept in quarantine the full 42 days — this woman is going to be out visiting her friends and partying like it’s 1999. #HantaVirus