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🚨THE ENEMY IS HERE: Iranian national, a 44-year-old woman who became a U.S. lawful permanent resident in 2016, just got busted at LAX trying to traffic weapons for the Iranian government. She was seconds from boarding a flight to Turkey when feds grabbed her. Kudos to the FBI — they stopped her cold before she could arm the regime. She faces up to 20 years in prison.

The atmosphere in Washington, D.C. is shifting right now because something historic is taking place. As we approach the 250th anniversary of this nation, we are returning to the only foundation that cannot be shaken. From April 18 through April 25, the entire Bible is being read aloud from Genesis to Revelation at the Museum of the Bible. For seven straight days, nearly 500 people from across the country are gathering to lift their voices for 12 hours a day. There is no human commentary, no political spin, and no personal interpretation. This is the raw, unfiltered Word of God being spoken over our capital and over our land. This is more than an event. It is a prophetic stand for spiritual renewal…in a time when America is statistically the most secular she has ever been! In a season of deep division, this is a moment of total unity where we declare the ultimate authority of Scripture. We are calling for a turning point in America, and that turning point always begins with the Word. The sound of Truth is being released into the atmosphere. Watch, listen, and share this everywhere. Let’s make sure the Word of God reaches every home in this nation.

JUST IN 🚨 Tsunami Warning happening in Japan after a 7.4 Magnitude Earthquake. Pray for Japan AMERICA IS PRAYING FOR YOU 🙏

🚨 WOW! It turns out that an NGO pushing the Stop Nick Shirley Act in California — CHIRLA — is the same group that PAID for ANTI-ICE riots “The same NGO supporting the bill that would stop Nick Shirley and for investigating those same NGOs” KlLL THE BILL

Here it is: A decade in the making! This is: United States Press Secretary Karoline Claire Leavitt: “Now, nearly ten years later, thanks to the declassification of documents by the Director of National Intelligence, @DNIGabbard, the truth has finally come to light — and it vindicates President Trump and his family.” Barack Hussein Obama, along with his entire administration, conspired to overthrow the United States government in 2016. @PressSec: “While pretending to engage in a peaceful transfer of power, Barack Hussein Obama, in private, went to great and nefarious lengths to sow discord among the public and sabotage his successor, President Trump. The new evidence released by the Director of National Intelligence confirms that the Obama administration manufactured and politicized intelligence, which was later used as justification for baseless smears against President Trump — an effort to delegitimize his victory before he even took the oath of office. The truth is that President Trump never had anything to do with Russia, and the Russia collusion hoax was a massive fraud perpetrated on the American people from the very beginning. The worst part is that Obama knew the truth, as did all the other officials involved, including former CIA Director John Brennan, former Director of National Intelligence James Clapper, former FBI Director James Comey, former Deputy Director Andrew McCabe, and many others.” 📝 Do you hear it? Do you hear it in the halls of Congress? The silence is deafening. Remember how they fought to appoint their co-conspirator Robert Mueller? ———— Hillary Clinton, Susan Rice, Loretta Lynch, Sally Yates, Lisa Monaco, Adam Schiff, Peter did Lisa, Lisa did Peter, Bruce Whore, Nellie Whore, Robert Mueller, Rod Rosenstein, Andrew Weissmann, Valerie Jarrett, Ben Rhodes, John Carlin, Mary McCord, James Baker, Jonathan Moffa, Michael Kortan, David Laufman, Samantha Power, John Kerry, Denis McDonough, Jim Rybicki, Bill Priestap, Christopher Steele, Richard Dearlove, Alexander Downer, Stefan Halper, Joseph Mifsud, Sergei Millian, Sidney Blumenthal, Cody Shearer, Terry McAuliffe, Jonathan Winer, John Podesta, Huma Abedin, Anthony Weiner, Cheryl Mills, Heather Samuelson, Jake Sullivan, Robbie Mook, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Peter Kadzik, Rachel Brand, Matthew Axelrod, Mary Jacoby, Preet Bharara, Josh Campbell, Jennifer Palmieri, Sir Andrew Wood, Robert Hannigan, Alexandra Chalupa, Michael Sussmann, Dmitri Alperovitch, and officials from the DNC, CrowdStrike, and Fusion GPS — including Glenn Simpson — as well as Perkins Coie, including Marc Elias, falsified intelligence as part of a seditious conspiracy with the sole intent of toppling the United States government during the 2016 presidential election. And Christopher Wray!!

God is good all the time! 🙏 God bless these patriots!

Good morning 𝕏 friends ❤️ God first! Amen 🙏🏼

President Trump Signs an Executive Order, Apr. 18, 2026 twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

It might just be me, but videos like this should be stored somewhere online for people to watch anytime they want. THIS. IS. AMAZING.

🚨 🚨🚨 THE MULLAHS ARE PANICKING Iran is calling! They’re blowing up the phones, begging for terms. The BLACKMAIL ENDS NOW 👊🇺🇸💥

𝗗𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗱 𝗝. 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗵 𝗦𝗼𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗣𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝟭𝟮:𝟯𝟯 𝗣𝗠 𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝟬𝟰.𝟭𝟯.𝟮𝟲 34 Ships went through the Strait of Hormuz yesterday, which is by far the highest number since this foolish closure began. President DONALD J. TRUMP

🚨 HOLY CRAP. Nick Shirley is so effective that Gavin Newsom's California now wants to pass the STOP NICK SHIRLEY Act An California assembly member is warning this CRIMINALIZES true investigative journalism He exposed foreigners' fraud, and now this. OVER TARGET, @nickshirleyy! “California Democrats are trying to intimidate citizen watchdog journalists and protect waste and fraud happening in far-Left-wing NGOs." "AB 2624 can only be described as the ‘Stop Nick Shirley Act’ — a bill designed to silence citizen journalists exposing fraud and abuse of taxpayer dollars." — CA State Assemblymember Carl DeMaio

TEXAS WINS OVER ISLAM: LIES DEFEATED IN EDUCATION 📚 "Everything that was in the standards that was going to honor Mohammed or Islam...GONE. Do not exist anymore in TX standards. I offered up 20 amendments...they all WON." @Julie4TX

$60 BILLION “Company” Tied to a Sitting Congresswoman Just Got BUSTED as a TOTAL GHOST FIRM — Journalist Angela Rose Walked Every Floor and Found NOTHING! No office. No signage. NO ONE had even heard of it. A supposed $60B powerhouse... operating out of a WeWork mailbox?! Follow @17QStorm for more intel drops.

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🚨 A Democratic whistleblower just told the FBI that Adam Schiff personally approved leaking classified intel to smear President Trump. The same guy who pushed the Russia Hoax for years, wasted millions, and tried to undermine an election. Prison!

CIA Director John Ratcliffe: “Adam Schiff covertly conspired with the fake whistleblower Eric Ciaramella in an attempt to overthrow the sitting President.” (2025) The Inspector General CONFIRMED it. Tulsi declassified the memos TODAY. THIS COVER UP IS OVER

🚨 President Trump just scored TOTAL VINDICATION: Newly declassified docs from Tulsi Gabbard prove the 2019 impeachment was faked by a DEMOCRAT who knew it was fake "In so many different ways, the election was rigged, the 2020 election was rigged. We've found that out. What you just said is just a piece of that. It's a big piece, but minor, relatively speaking compared to what they did. They cheated on the election." "They cheated on the vote. And they cheated in every way possible." "And it's the only way we got an incompetent man to be a president. And he was an incompetent man. Many of the things that we're talking about, even including this, this would have been settled a long time ago, not now." "And it should have been settled by other presidents. But the election was a rigged election. We can't let that happen to our country." "It's VERY serious charges against them!"

🚨Wow! Major Trump-Vance policy shift just dropped: Foreign aid will now go straight to national governments — no more routing billions through NGOs. This cuts out the middlemen who’ve turned taxpayer dollars into their own bloated business model. Effect on NGOs: Many will see their funding evaporate overnight. Expect mass layoffs, shrinking budgets, and some outfits shutting down entirely. The entire aid-industrial complex just took a body blow — no more endless grift. America First is finally hitting the middlemen where it hurts.

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